Monday, November 17, 2008

Where Did She Want To Inject Him?


I know we are all supposed to be sad when a couple breaks up, but honestly, I didn't feel a bunch of sympathy for Sharon Stone when I read that her 24 year old boyfriend decided to look into other possibilities when it came to the dating front. I'm actually surprised her relationship lasted five months with Chase Dreyfous. I would have thought the first time she tried to inject Botox into some private area of his body that would have ended things right there.

OK, so no one knows if she actually did try and inject him somewhere, but if I were him I would be sleeping with one eye open wondering what she might have in store for me. Maybe she thought his beans were too wrinkly or something and thought that a nice little shot of botox would fix that right up. Nothing like waking up to see your girlfriend with a syringe in one hand and a vial of botox in the other. When that girlfriend is Sharon Stone you just start flashing through scenes in your head from Basic Instinct, and say that perhaps despite the presents she is giving that the normal woman you met at the grocery store might be a better choice.

According to sources the Daily Mail discovered, the reason the relationship ended was because it had lost its spark after the whole custody battle issue. For me the spark would have ended as soon as Sharon decided that she was going to sing me all the songs she had written. While she was setting up her sound system, I would have been quietly sneaking out the back door.

12 comments:

lutefisk said...

I looked fast and thought that was Robert Chambers for a moment.

Molly said...

I know we are all supposed to be sad when a couple breaks up, but honestly, I didn't feel a bunch of sympathy for Sharon Stone when I read that her 24 year old boyfriend decided to look into other possibilities when it came to the dating front.


eh, yea....if anyone is interested in reading the daily mail story, which states that sharon dumped his ass, you can go here:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1086186/Smiling-Sharon-Stone-puts-brave-face-split-24-year-old-toy-boy-lover.html


i don't know why enty feels the need to make shit up, but it's good to double check what he writes because sometimes the real story doesn't match what enty has written here. as in this case.

stiffkittens said...

Molly: Remember the whole Aniston-Mayer 'who dumped who' crap? I think we should find the truth somewhere in the middle when it comes to fame whores and their gold digging boytoys :)

Celebs lie. Fact.

Molly said...

stiffkittens, but when enty references an article....and then misquotes the article, that's enty's bullshit.

meanwhile, it's like a ghost town here. wonder why...haha.

Unknown said...

Was this really ever a quote "relationship" to begin with? Doubt it.

I'm sure this was a purely physical thing and nothing else.

I can't imagine what Sharon Stone would have in common with a 24-year-old except the obvious.

GladysKravitz said...

I wasn't attending the "Ghost Town Party" because I was asleep--ah, the easy life.

I went to that article and it really doesn't say one way or the other who broke up with who. There is one slight implication that she might have done the splitting and splicing, but it really isn't explicit and leaves the question open.

But given that it's Sharon Stone, and assuming that the guy still has a normal ounce of his soul left, I would think that he broke up with her.

After all, he's 24, she's 124, and she lost custody of her son. Even Dan Quayle could spell "L-O-S-E-R."

stiffkittens said...

Molly: Lol i'm actually wishing a troll would show up...

I thought enty just got confused over his excitement to shoot that bitch down. I know i would have.
Im glad she seems infertile (or is she the famous hermy blind item?).

Molly said...

stiffkittens, don't wish that...lol.

KellyLynn said...

I don't know about some of the other usual posters, but I was having trouble getting my comments to go through earlier. Maybe that was the reason for the "ghost town" today?

bionic bunny! said...

i had that problem friday, but it cleared up in the evening. the posting thing, not sharon stone with a syringe.

c17 said...

Re: the botox issue - I don't know what beef you have with SS, but for the love of the FSM (and your readers)........LET IT GO!

The same ol' schtick gets tired after awhile. Especially when it has nothing to do with the story at hand.

slappywhyte said...

why are some of you b*tches being c*nts to enty ... chill out, Molly etc

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