That's Why Yahoo Is Losing Market Share
Do you remember a few months ago when I posted about Courtenay Semel getting in a little trouble at a Vegas nightclub? Well apparently the security guard who had to deal with Courtenay has decided to sue. Hell, I would sue to. I mean this is the daughter of Yahoo's founder. The security guard didn't specify any damages but I'm guessing $50,000 would probably make him go away. Hell, Terry Semel probably spends that much on breakfast. You don't think so? You don't think Terry has tried one of those caviar breakfast things they are always showing on the news? I bet he has.
Anyway, Courtenay was drunk off her ass. I would be too if I had to go home and pretend to like having sex with Tila Tequila. Apparently Courtenay getting drunk equals fist to the face of the security guard. The guard says he has been humiliated. Hell yes he was. You let some woman who weighs 100 pounds kick your ass. You are a bouncer at a nightclub in Vegas, and you let some tiny thing kick your butt. You should be humiliated. He is also anxious about receiving harassing comments from his friends. He should be. Again, you are a bouncer at a huge Vegas club and you got your clock cleaned by a 100 pound drunk girl.
Oh, and what did Courtenay say to the security guard? Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot?...Google me, you dumb f**k."
See, when the daughter of a Yahoo founder is hawking Google it is no wonder that no one uses the Yahoo search engine anymore. If anyone on the planet should be telling people to use the Yahoo search engine it should be the woman who stands to inherit lots more money if it does well.
Anyway, Courtenay was drunk off her ass. I would be too if I had to go home and pretend to like having sex with Tila Tequila. Apparently Courtenay getting drunk equals fist to the face of the security guard. The guard says he has been humiliated. Hell yes he was. You let some woman who weighs 100 pounds kick your ass. You are a bouncer at a nightclub in Vegas, and you let some tiny thing kick your butt. You should be humiliated. He is also anxious about receiving harassing comments from his friends. He should be. Again, you are a bouncer at a huge Vegas club and you got your clock cleaned by a 100 pound drunk girl.
Oh, and what did Courtenay say to the security guard? Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot?...Google me, you dumb f**k."
See, when the daughter of a Yahoo founder is hawking Google it is no wonder that no one uses the Yahoo search engine anymore. If anyone on the planet should be telling people to use the Yahoo search engine it should be the woman who stands to inherit lots more money if it does well.
16 comments:
she's an unattractive lot.
well dude can't exactly give a beating like she needs....now this dude i do feel pity for.
you just know his friends are merciless with this kinda shit.
Hey Ent...
Semel isn't a founder of Google. He's just the loser CEO. He used to be the CEO of Warner Bros. Studios with Bob Daly. No relation to Jon Daly (lol). Terry is a total tool. And his daughter has bad hygeine and needs an epilator!
I use Yahoo. I'm a loyal Yahoo-er from back in the early 90's. :) She's a load of unnecessary baggage, though. Yuck.
haha google me you dumb f*ck ...
im so famous, my daddy invented something and gave me money so i'm better than you
lol I guess "Google me" sounds much catchier than "enter my name in the Yahoo search engine!"
He knew exactly what he was doing, now he crying foul just so he can get a FAT payoff lol
Good one, Ent! Choice.
Dumb C*nt.
"Dude looks like a Lady"........... remember that song. Sorry, first thing that popped im my head after seeing the pic! If Daddy is so rich, can't she fix that mug?
I thought that Yahoo asked Terry Semel for his resignation over a year ago. To my knowledge, he's no longer there.
She looks like Sarah Silverman.
Enty, I love you with all of my heart, but I'm going to have to call factcheck.org on you on behalf of Jerry Yang and David Filo. They are the co-founders of Yahoo, and current employees. Semel was CEO for about six years a little while back, before they ran him out of town.
You're of course correct about Courteney being a total goof though.
i work for yahoo. trust me ... the day terry semel resigned was one of the happiest of our collective lives. and, as others have said, he did NOT found the company - he just ran it into the ground. :-\
LAWLS! I didn't make the Yahoo! v.s. Google connection...that's righteous!
Hope he gets all that he wants!
There's just some things money can't buy. Looks and manners...I'll throw in sense, too.
So what the heck is he supposed to Google? "obnoxious drunk girl at a club"? That might pull Parisite Hilton before it pulls Cuntney Semen.
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