Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Rob Lowe And David Crosby?


In a declaration filed in the Rob Lowe nanny debacle, David Crosby said that while he was vacationing with the Lowe's in Hawaii, Rob's nanny Laura Boyce made it clear that she only like dating back guys because they had huge peen. Whatever. I think she was trying to shock the old man, and don't see how it has any relevance to what Rob allegedly did or did not do to the nanny.

The thing I find freaky as hell is that Rob Lowe is vacationing with David Crosby. If that isn't the weirdest combination since Chinese and Mexican restaurants started joining forces than I don't know what is. Although, I must admit there is something kind of cool about going to a Chinese place for lunch and getting a bowl of chips and salsa before sitting down to some moo shoo pork and chicken enchiladas. Yeah, yeah, you just wish you were eating it right now.

How in the hell do Rob Lowe and David Crosby decide to vacation together and how does the subject of genitalia even come up? You know, you are sitting around the dinner table and one thing leads to another and you start talking about size? And you do it with a guy who is old enough to be your grandfather? I don't know what happened in all this, but I think it is pretty damn strange that every declaration I have seen in this case, someone is always talking about sex or size or the number of boyfriends and girlfriends each party has. Whatever happened to just moaning about sunburn and how come sunscreen costs $36 a bottle when you are on vacation or how the timeshare deal didn't really seem like such a bad deal.

18 comments:

mooshki said...

Enty, you are a real food pro. Just reading that sentence made my stomach shrivel up and try to hide behind my liver.

Apart from that, this story gives a new definition to the word "random."

CDAN Mod said...

ROFLMAO!!!!

i would not want to have to look at mr crosby's face while i'm on vacay in hawaii. sheesh...

Molly said...

he probably wanted to screw her. if david crosby came on to me, i'd say i only like black peen, too.

Molly said...

i would not want to have to look at mr crosby's face while i'm on vacay in hawaii.


or while you're eating.

lutefisk said...

I don't think David Crosby has enough brain cells still kicking around to even hold a conversarion.

CDAN Mod said...

lol@molly.

MontanaMarriott said...

David Crosby is the Kato Kaylin of celebrities,lol.
First he was the sperm donor for Melissa Etheridge's gf and now he is hanging out with Rob Lowe???
WOW
Maybe he's the life of the party or just has the best pot in all the West Coast. lol

PunkiMeowMeow said...

David Crosby on a beach in Hawaii? I hope he wasn't wearing a speedo.

Anonymous said...

Eeeww W speedo LOL.

I don't know if Rob Lowe is guilty of the crime he is being charge for. All I know is that he is one of many pervs of Hollywood. You think someone like that will change??

sandman said...

nothing surprises me after sam malone banged whoopi years ago.

jax said...

well it is David Crosby not Bill Cosby..i think old dude has seen and heard it all...

although..who goes around talking about all the black cock they bang??? what kinda nanny is that???

Judi said...

Exactly, Jax. The shocking thing for me is that there was a situation where the nanny would even say this. If she worked for me, she'd be out on her ass.

selenakyle said...

Buncha f*cking freaks, the lot of 'em.

Sydney in Wonderland said...

Wasn't part of her claim that Lowe and/or his wife openly discussed their sex life around her? Or was that the other girl? I seem to remember something about that, and the argument was that it created an uncomfortable work environment. If what Crosby is saying is true, then her claim is bullshit. She can say some truly vivid things about her sex life, but they have to be stoic around her?

Molly said...

alpine summer, that was her. she was bitching about how inappropriate it all was. that's why this testimony would make her look like she's full of shit, so i'm not sure why enty and some of the posters aren't making the connection.

jax said...

um he has..the point of the post is ..who goes around talking like this? although some people seem pretty fucking dim on here lately...i think Enty has a clue.

Molly said...

*um*...jax..not every opinion that doesn't align with yours is wrong, ya dope. talk about clueless.

bionic bunny! said...

i think partying with crosby would be a fuckin' blast.
just imagine the stories!
but, then again, i still remember when it was "crosby, stills, nash and young", back in the dark ages!

and fer shure, that's the point of the story. the nanny's telling peen stories, when her complaint was the lowe's were doing so. i keep hoping the lowe's aren't the bad guys here, he redeemed himself with me when he did "the stand". so? i'm easy, what can i say?

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