Monday, October 27, 2008

Michael Lohan Must Need Some Cash


I'm always willing to post a Michael Lohan story, especially since it gives me an excuse to post the photo of him in his Right Said Fred wardrobe. Apparently despite his best efforts, Lindsay Lohan is still not talking to her father. Because of that, he has no way to call her and ask for a couple of bucks. I mean he is getting married soon and his new bride doesn't seem thrilled that he is deciding between cubic zirconia diamonds down at Wal-Mart.

So, Michael found some weekly publication willing to give him $20 to say anything about Lindsay. New York magazine was the lucky recipient of a few minutes of Michael's time and he had this to say.

"I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha. I'm a Christian. I should not pass judgement on anyone. In the past, I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly and it was the wrong choice. Family matters should be kept private. I've learned that now."

Umm. This declaration that family matters should stay private will last about as long as there is no news or money to be made by him to release other family matters. Do you really think we will never hear another word from Michael Lohan about his family? Seriously? Does he expect us to buy that? Please. The only reason he is saying it now is either because he needs money, it's the Christmas season and he wants a gift, or his new bride wants Sam to DJ at the wedding. If he didn't talk about family, what would he talk about? Knowing him almost anything. But, no one is interested in anything he has to say unless it is about family. So, the bright side is that if he keeps his word we will never have to do another Michael Lohan post.

14 comments:

slappywhyte said...

That's so funny, cause I'm wearing that exact shirt right now...

Slappy Whyte
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Rare Avis said...

bwahahaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

He looks gay in that shirt.

I thought he was already married.

Anonymous said...

That photo never gets old, he's got a decent body.

It always reminds me of an episode of Miami Vice where Don Johnson was wearing that shirt and his partner (Stubbs?) said, "What'd you do? Roll a fruit to get that shirt?" I laughed because I didn't know what that meant... when I did find out, I was a little irked.

lutefisk said...

I actually look forward to the Michael Lohan posts because they bring out the best comments from everyone. *Right Said Fred wardrobe* ha ha.
At least he is not wearing a pair of Lindsey's leggings with thde knee pads built in, but they probably would have come in handy in prison.

Molly said...

looks like he's been raiding simon cowell's closet.

Sinjin said...

Nice outfit Michael. It totally screams: "I'm desperate for attention, look at my tits and my suffocated junk".

I did LOL when I saw this picture.

KellyLynn said...

What does he actually DO, anyway? I mean, doesn't he have some kind of occupation he passes off as a real job?

captivagrl said...

he's once again saying "publicly" that family matters should be private.....and getting paid for the comment.

Maja With a J said...

This guy is such a failure. I don't tknow how he keeps getting space in magazines. Everything he says is just so freaking desperate.

DetroitRocker said...

Whatever he does for a living, it sure doesn't look productive. Did anyone else notice that his paper holders on the wall are completely empty. The only paper I see is the one on his desk. Business must be slowwwwww.

Eeny Beeny Meeny said...

MiLo is a Skanky Ho - it rhymes!

I must have seen this photo a hundred times and just noticed that mirror behind him. That's nice - he can pretend he works with his twin in that miserable little pit of an office. Does he even have a real job?

Unknown said...

No job, just milking the dying embers of his daughter Lindsay's career. I can't look at him at all, due to the fact he has a prince albert penis piercing. Sorry but now the entire world can understand how urpy I feel when I see that smug weirdos face.

Thank you and sweeeeet dreams!

twunty mcslore said...

What ever happened to that girl he supposedly had out of wedlock? Maybe he needs the money for child support.

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