Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Nice Language Sienna


As I was going through some photos of Sienna and her latest attempt to try and make the world care for her, it occurred to me that not only did she have sex with Jude Law and Balthazar who were married at the time, but didn't she sleep with Diddy and that the was the final straw for Kim Porter. Hey, if you are a married guy and have a couple of bucks, just call 1-800-SIENNA and she ill be happy to f**k over your marriage for you and give you a little bit on the side as well.

Yesterday while she was pumping gas she had a breakdown in front of the paps and didn't understand why they were following her. Umm. Home wrecker? Most hated women in the world? Best punchline in years? Any of these working for you dear? So, after she got gas in Malibu, she decided that she needed help from the paps, and wanted some police protection, so she of course drives for 30 minutes until she gets to Beverly Hills. Then she tells the cops her sad story, makes sure they are married, blows them and gets an escort to her hotel.

While being confronted by the paps in Malibu, one of the paps accidentally, slightly hit a kid with his camera bag. What could have been a nice gesture by Sienna, instead was screwed up by her when she shouted for the world to hear, "You just f**king whacked a kid. Be careful."

So now the kid has been hit by a camera bag and all the kids in the vicinity have been exposed to some wild, out of control women cussing at the world. She then asked the kids if any of them had married fathers and got phone numbers of those who did.

27 comments:

devildana said...

GOOD TO SEE CUNT FACE STILL HAS SEMEN COMING OUT OF HER EYES..THOSE ARE NOT TEARS

HthrHllywd said...

Trash. Pure trash. Probably even smells like hot garbage and onions.

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RagDoll said...

I think she's trashy as hell, but these married dudes who mess with her are waaaay more disgusting. I mean, THEY are the married ones, right?

And hitting (grazing, touching one little hair on the heads of) children is NOT ACCEPTABLE. At all. Ever. I'm sorry, but some little kid, some little random public-at-large, non-famous kid doesn't deserve to be anywhere near that mess. I mean, what does anyone actually KNOW about the paparrazzi? Does anyone know if there are child molesters among them? Convicted felons? Are there background checks? What?

Lux Luthor said...

"She then asked the kids if any of them had married fathers and got phone numbers of those who did."

LMAO, Enty!

And as gross as I find Sienna's behavior, I gotta agree with ragdoll that it's not fair to dump on her without acknowledging the men' role in this. They're the ones who are married. And without taste, apparently.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

It's too bad. I used to think Sienna was so pretty, in a sort of sixties, mod, Francoise Hardy/Jane Birkin kinda way. Now, I just hate her as much as anyone. I see a pathetic trollop with scraggly hair who reeks of desperation.

When it comes to Sienna's career, people like me are her worst nightmare: those who have turned on her because she leaves a nasty taste in our mouths. For most of us, it's personal.

No one likes a homewrecker. And I definitely don't like Jude or Balthazar, either. And don't get me STARTED on Puff Diddly. I dislike him for all KINDS of reasons.

devildana said...

someone is going to grudge fuck her with a wood rasp. i won't help, but i will hold the camera.

MISCH said...

CLASSIC CASE OF AN IDIOT RUINING HER OWN CAREER, THIS ONE....MISCHA BARTON, LINDSEY LOHAN...IS IT IN THE WATER THEY DRINK ???
HAS NO ONE EVER HEARD OF A PRIVATE LIFE....????

Lux Luthor said...

LMAO @ devildana

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Devildana, I do NOT want to get on your bad side -- but I WOULD hire you as my bodyguard.

devildana said...

Ernestine & Shiny-
I am a delicate Southern flower, sweeter than Yoohoo, but able to spew when needed

PunkiMeowMeow said...

She needs to get her skanky ass back to England.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

devildana -- thus, you are the BEST kinda gal!

Dick Insideu said...

Stop busting Sienna...there's something very sexy about a good looking young woman who loves to fuck.

Rhianna said...

She's a ho, plain and simple. Looks like one, acts like one, sounds like one - gack, probably smells like one too.

The men who'll screw her are worse than dogs that hump your leg. They're egotistical shits on the level of John Edwards in that they think they can do it - in public, and get away with it.

lutefisk said...

Am I missing her big attraction? I don't find her pretty at all. She looks very run down for someone in her middle 20's.

Cheryl said...

Ent: She's not the most hated woman in the world. That would be Heather Mills.

Sienna is a straight up ho who probably won't live long anyway.

Reese said...

I'm with Adrian; I've never seen anything at all attractive about this woman. She's a terrible actress who consistently exudes an aura of disease and decay; I feel a bit ill just looking at her. And she always looks as though she's in need of a good exfoliation.

Unknown said...

So how is the other whore doing? You know the one that was still married with four children? Has his penis fallen off yet? When and where will his public castration be held? I would like to attend.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

I know I'm opening a Pandora's box here, but I consider myself "a good looking young woman who loves to fuck" -- and I'm sure other people reading this blog will agree with those same sentiments. We're just not whores who only find ourselves attracted to already-attached men is all.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Are you male, Nate? You're awesome!

lutefisk said...

reese--"disease & decay"--I always thought she was just dirty, but you stated it much more accurately.

Brenda22 said...

At one point she was telling the paps to show her some respect. Seriously? Is that what you show all those women when you f*** their husbands?

what is eight past six? said...

I don't have much sympathy for Sienna, BUT I kind of get the breakdown. I really do.

I don't care who you are or what you have done, to know that almost every pap in the world is up your ass at the moment, and seemingly EVERYBODY hates you, is a horrible feeling. Is it karma? Sure. I can roll with that. But it still will make any normal person feel like shit.

I'm imagining myself in her shoes (well, minus the OPP part) and I can't even begin to know how it must feel to go outside my house everyday just knowing that the entire world wants me to die in a fire already. I can't even go to the gas station without paps trying to catch me in the mere vicinity of a famous man man so they can say I'm sleeping with him too. I might not even be able to score a part in a movie now because it's clear that everyone hates me and no one wants me fucking up the box office numbers. My career at the moment is FUCKED. It's a celebrity's worst nightmare: to be hated so much that people want you to literally disappear. Because with no fans, you eventually do.

Yes, Sienna may be a whore. But admit it, it kinda sucks to be her right now.

That said, now would be her opportunity to recognize that this is indeed, nothing more or less than a big spoonful of karma. This too shall eventually pass, and if she wants the rest of her life to be okay all she has to do is stop sleeping with other women's men and be a decent human being. I do not know if I see that happening.

J-Mo said...

i don't like her but i think she has very pretty features. yeah, she often looks hung-over but her nose and smile are lovely.

J-Mo said...

i don't like her but i think she has very pretty features. yeah, she often looks hung-over but her nose and smile are lovely.

Miss X said...

I do feel sorry for Sienna (not going to argue that she brought it upon herself, but it does take two to tango). I think the girl needs to seek help - she has a problem if she keeps going after married men. And she just wants to be loved for who she is, but is going about it the wrong way.

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