Do We Really Need To Know Everything?
Hey, guess what? Courteney Cox got into a car accident over the weekend in Hawaii. Some guy was driving a truck and was backing up, and they hit each other. No one hurt, no one ticketed, no one drunk, and no one getting serviced in a front seat. So, why the fuss? Why is this story in newspapers literally all over the world? Are we that starved for celebrity news that we care if a celebrity got into an accident while going 5 miles an hour in a parking lot. There are probably several hundred thousand accidents each day throughout the world, and the only ones that consistently make the news are celebrity ones. Why?
Yes, the Shia LaBeouf one was a news story. I mean he was with the girlfriend of another guy, allegedly drunk, eating pizza, and almost got a finger amputated. That's a story.
Amanda Bynes over the weekend in Hollywood gets into an accident. No one hurt, no one drunk, no one being serviced, and I think Amanda might have got a ticket. Who cares? I have seen the Amanda Bynes story literally all over the world like the lives of people will end because she had an accident. Her message board has thousands of posts about the accident and whether she is really ok. What I wanted to know was did the airbag go off, and if so did it pop her saline implant? Is that possible by the way? Anyone? Will an airbag do it?
I think we as celebrity watchers need to concentrate our attention on stories that matter like whether John Travolta always wears long dresses when he dresses as a woman or if he will occasionally go with a skirt and blouse?
Yes, the Shia LaBeouf one was a news story. I mean he was with the girlfriend of another guy, allegedly drunk, eating pizza, and almost got a finger amputated. That's a story.
Amanda Bynes over the weekend in Hollywood gets into an accident. No one hurt, no one drunk, no one being serviced, and I think Amanda might have got a ticket. Who cares? I have seen the Amanda Bynes story literally all over the world like the lives of people will end because she had an accident. Her message board has thousands of posts about the accident and whether she is really ok. What I wanted to know was did the airbag go off, and if so did it pop her saline implant? Is that possible by the way? Anyone? Will an airbag do it?
I think we as celebrity watchers need to concentrate our attention on stories that matter like whether John Travolta always wears long dresses when he dresses as a woman or if he will occasionally go with a skirt and blouse?
9 comments:
skirt and a blouse def.
he's the type of guy who likes to show off his legs. plus the skirt 'twirls' better when dancing.
lol jax...as usual, you kill me...
I didn't see the remake of Hairspray but Travolta sure looked ugly as a woman hahaha.
yes, sometimes an airbag can pop an implant. That or the seatbelt.
chiffon dresses are rather twirly for dancing....trust...ugly bridesmaid dress
WOW
Courtney Cox looks like a cross between Vampira and Elvira in that pic, EWWWWW
I guess CC was the answer to that BI about the celebrity who was told off by her friend because she wanted to tag along on the friend's vacation and invited herself at the last minute.
Caroline - yep, I bet Aniston wanted to tag along to Hawai'i with CC and co.
Maybe jilted pal Aniston paid the guy to run into Cox. Now THAT would be a story.
As for the proliferation of idiotic celeb stories, sometimes when I look at the Kneepads.com homepage, I wonder how those people drag themselves into work every day. The first one that really made me smack my forehead was "John Mayer wants a haiku about his hair." That's a damn news story?!
Today, they've got "Kneepads Exclusive -- Vanessa Minnillo: Nick Said 'I Love You' First." Uh-huuuuuh.
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