Cristiano Ronaldo, better known as Ronaldo was in town last night recuperating from an injury. Now, for those of you who don't know who Ronaldo is, let me tell you. He is a soccer/football player for Manchester United and one of the best players in the world. He is also the guy who ended up with the women with some extra parts down in Brazil last month. In addition, he is currently going through another scandal in the UK because there are rumors he has broken up with his girlfriend of the past five months. She says no, but he doesn't say anything. Plus, to make things even more complicated, Ronaldo is traveling in LA with a female “assistant,” who is allegedly helping him recover from his injury. Uh huh.
Well last night, Ronaldo is enjoying a club here in LA, when Paris Hilton who wants to be a WAG more than anything in her whole life spent the night trying to do anything to get him to notice her. According to the Daily Mail, “Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table.”
“At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him.”
She kept trying and trying and trying, and finally he just turned his back on her so she would get the hint. Paris didn't get the hint and then started trying to get in through a side door so to speak by trying to talk to some of the guys he was with and charming them. Hell, if she could be a WAG she would have probably done the whole table to get to Ronaldo. No luck. No one wanted anything to do with the wonky eyed one.
Now, all of these actions by Ms. Hilton would lead one to speculate that perhaps she is not so keen on Benji despite the fact that he looks good in a collar and leash. Now, Paris will probably try and tell him it was for work or some other crap, and you know what? Benji will agree, because that is one whipped guy. If Ronaldo had gone off with Paris last night, I guarantee you that in addition a scorching case of herpes, Ronaldo would have been stuck with Paris and she would be saying, “Benji who?”