Billy Elliot on Broadway. Why the hell not start with it. I really loved that film. My one question about it though has always been whether they really needed the shot of what happens in the future. Kind of ruins any chances that Billy may have broke an ankle while dancing, started using drugs and then ended up selling stereos out of the back of a van.
Abi Titmuss' book is called The Secret Diaries of Abigail Titmuss. Forgive me if this seems obvious, but if you publish your diaries, are they really a secret anymore? Shouldn't it be called something like “Used To Be Secret Diaries, But I Needed Some Cash.”
I know nicht in German means not, so does it mean that Adam Sandler doesn't have a dick shaped like a leg? I'm probably missing something.
It has been forever and a day since I have had Autumn Reeser in here. She has totally changed.
Alan Rickman almost made the top spot just because I think he's great and doesn't get enough respect.
Coldplay – Pemberton, BC
Hello Cate Blanchett. I promise I'm looking right into her eyes.
Bruce Springsteen – East Rutherford, NJ
Now which Bill do we confuse Bill Pullman with?
Wow, Emma Watson looks 18. What a refreshing change. Someone dressing their age.
Dita von Teese in her normal pose.
Have to say, I'm liking this one better. Maybe because she never faces the camera directly, but she looks completely different here.
I think this is the first time for Chris Pine.
So, nothing to say about Judd and Leslie. I just want to go on record right now that no one better try and remake Ghostbusters. Ever.
Isabella Leong looks gorgeous.
I think Heather Tom looks great as well, but I can't stop looking at the guy in the black suit and trying to guess what the hell he is doing.
Frank Bruno seems kind of shy for a guy who would kick the crap out of you as a boxer.
I'm going with the whole new boobs thing or hair or pregnant for Kirsten Dunst.
Jealous Girlfriends – Brooklyn
Just because I know you all like James Franco. You would think as much as all of you love him that he would be in the tabloids sometimes, but nope.
James Denton always seems popular also.
Yeah, but does Ne-Yo know the song?
A new way to get rid of jellyfish stings? Judging by the reaction of red speedo boy, I'm guessing he likes it. No, not the face. Lower.
Kenny Loggins – Readington, NJ
Remember that Bai Ling comment I made last week about the tattoo she should have got. Well just bring that comment over here.
Just at that instant, Chris Martin dropped trou and poor James fell to his death.
“I tell you, I get no respect.”
“Ignore the hand, coming to rest on your ass. Ignore the hand.”
Apparently Miranda Kerr has come to her senses and did hook up with Orlando Bloom in Paris.
The Umbilical Brothers just because it has been awhile.