I really don't know how I missed this story last week, but apparently David Beckham has been “wild with jealousy” lately because of Victoria Beckham's flirting with lots of other guys. Excuse me, I must have missed something. I mean I could understand why David would be jealous because when you cheat on a loved one than you assume your spouse is also doing the same thing which makes you extremely jealous. It also generally spells the end of a marriage unless of course you have tons of money and can hide behind your work and shopping and reuniting with people you can't stand to go on a world tour.
The only problem with all of that is that Victoria Beckham can barely make any type of facial expression and can also barely make any physical movement without ripping something she has had done to her. How on earth is she going to flirt? I for one would never flirt with someone who doesn't even bother smiling, or in her case unable to. When I see Victoria Beckham I see a woman who just goes through the motions. She does the trophy wife thing and the perfect mom thing and does exactly what is expected of her at all times. She does and says the right thing all the time. It is extremely boring and cold and aloof. Flirting with her I think would be cold and emotionless and so I really don't think David has anything to worry about.