Well, apparently Christina and her caveman husband like to put the baby to bed or one of the staff does, or they just set the kid in a lawn chair with a bottle and let him watch Christina and Caveman make sexy time in the pool. Almost every night, Christina and the Caveman head outside to the pool and are not wearing a stitch of clothing. I know, I know, but try not to picture the Caveman who should in no way be confused with Captain Caveman who also seemed to do well with women. Must have been the big stick he was always carrying. This Caveman is also not to be confused with The Caveman who was also a manny to Britney Spears. Whatever happened to that guy by the way? Did he go back to Encino and make cameos in Pauly Shore movies?
Once outside, “They don’t just splash around – they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” a source told The Sun. “We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they would keep it down a bit. “There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.”
Wow. How bored am I today that I am writing about old people complaining to The Sun about the noises Christina Aguilera makes when she has sex. How did The Sun find out? Do they have an LA office that goes around knocking on neighbor's doors asking if they have had any problems with the kids next door? So, it is probably just an elaboration on the interview Christina gave where she said that she and Jordan walk around naked on Sundays. If you are walking around naked on Sundays, then you are probably having sex in the pool on Mondays. It is not too big of a stretch to imagine Jordan screaming like a virgin everytime he gets to have sex with his wife, thus the story. Let me know when one of the neighbors gets a video camera.