I know I know. You love music, and you love all the music festivals in Europe each summer. The problem is they cost money. Well, at least they did. Apparently everyone in Ireland stopped donating their sperm to fertility clinics. Donations are down 40% the past four years. Maybe they don't have good porn to look at in the clinics or something, because I know guys are still out there doing what we do best. Guess we just don't want to do it in a cup for money anymore. That doesn't sound right does it? Guys will always do it money or not, so it must be the lack of good porn.
To combat this problem, Ireland's fertility clinics have banded together and created the website spermfortickets.com Yep, it looks legit. I just kind of looked at the home page right now. I am at work you know, so before I sign up to get a container, I would like to be in the privacy of my basement.
You don't even need to go to Ireland to donate.
“To aid this problem (lack of donations) we have set up an alternative method for donations by using specially developed donation containers combined with a fast courier network to offer a mail system.
“The patented container is a new discovery that was made by our research and development team, which allows samples to stay fresh for up to 3 days. We offer a worldwide courier service using DHL and UPS that guarantee delivery times.”
So what that means is that I am going to have lots and lots of festival tickets.