So I just read like the millionth article about Lindsay Lohan not having any money and at this point I have no doubts she is running out of money, simply because there is no income coming into the bank. What none of the articles ever say is how much is left. Obviously you are “running” out of money if you are spending more than you take in.
There are two actual quotes in the recent article though which explains a great deal about Ms. Lohan. The first is that she spent $70,000 in the past six months on fake tans. $70,000 is more than most people in the world make in a year and she spent it on something that makes her look like a circus clown. The only difference is that people generally pay to get into the circus.
Since no one wants to actually give her a job acting, how does Lindsay plan on making money? Leggings. Yep. She wants to conquer the world leggings market. “It will be a while before it comes out, but I'm going to do it. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns. I just love leggings.”
I want to see Lindsay film an infomercial selling her leggings. “Ladies, are you tired of wearing pants? Do you want to show the world how big your ass truly is? Then my leggings are for you.”
“If you order now, I will throw in a bottle of specially formulated self tanner.”