I Report You Decide
Everyday is another revelation when driving to work and listening to Ryan Seacrest. Today in the five minutes I had it on, this is what I heard. TR Knight was a guest and Ryan actually seemed flustered and trying to prove his masculinity even more than normal. While TR was on, there was a contest with a listener and TR was told to act excited if the caller won. Ryan's co-host Ellen said TR was down on all fours in the studio and then Ryan said to TR, "scream like a little bitch." When TR asked Ryan if Ryan had actually said what the world had heard Ryan say, Ryan tried to pass it off as something said in Entourage by Ari to Lloyd. Ummm. Okay.
Immediately prior to this exchange Ryan was recounting his early days living in Burbank with the cast of Saturday morning NBC television shows. He was neighbors with Mario Lopez and Patrick Muldoon and said they got a lot of women. Ryan doesn't remember the women though. What he specifically remembers is being able to look "into Muldoon's bedroom window from my own and let me tell you. Muldoon has rhythm and style and" I didn't catch the rest, but it was clear that he enjoyed watching Muldoon much more than any woman Muldoon happened to be with. I also got the impression that anytime Muldoon was home, Ryan was waiting at the window, probably worrying if he was late, and if there would be a show later.
I posted this too soon. My point in all this is that if I were relating the same sequence of events I would be mentioning the women they brought home and not even watching the sexual performance or style of Patrick.
15 comments:
I wish he'd just go ahead and come out. No one would give a crap, and it might get him to stop being such a douche. Fat chance, right?
Scream like a little bitch? I think he was just repeating something Merv Griffin had said to him.
Mandy, no kidding! It's not like there are any women who would be heartbroken. Then again, I don't think any gay men would be excited, either.
somewhere out there Muldoon is scrubbing himself raw in the shower after hearing this.
I'm not prude, but isn't that risque for a morning show?
Ryan has a lot to lose if he comes out. I hope being gay becomes more culturally acceptable by the time I have kids. I don't care if someone is gay or not, but when they engage in shenanigans to hide who they really are, it just just attracts more media attention.
muldoon was a hottie back in the day
I guess it is a consensus, ALL the men in Hollywood are having a gayfest.
Seriously. Its not like he is acting in Rambo type movies where it matters whether he is gay or straight. And no one really cares. Not even my 86 year old grandma.
Is it just me, or is Ryan opening his mouth and inserting his foot a lot more recently?
It's like he's lost his tact button or something (if he ever had one). I don't recall him being quite so crass and intrusive in his earlier days.
Some of the stuff he was saying to people on the red carpet.... well, I began to wonder what he'd been drinking or taking.
Hm, is he A-list? Could he be the bug eyed cokewhore?
after watching him on the red carpet it's like he says anything that pops into his idiot head. without a script he's a mess.
Must be all the pies he's got his fingers in, production-wise. Why does he need so much money that he can't stop working to sleep? Gambling debts? Mob extortion? Raising ransom for a kidnapped family member?
I'm really increasingly appalled by Seacrest's lack of tact and intelligence. How the hell does he have any jobs or clout? He's rude and gross.
ITA w/ all above. Does he see himself as the new How. Stern? When RS says it, it's not funny! In TR's shoes, I'd have kicked his ass right there. Have NEVER been able to stand this guy.
What can we do to get rid of him? Out of the industry, I mean. What will it take?
The only thing I remember Patrick Muldoon in was Saved By the Bell, when he played Kelly's older studly boss at the restaurant lol.
He's going to need a bulletproof scandal. You know what they say about being caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy. I'm not sure that would do it even. What are people still shocked at nowadays? Ringleader for an underground cockfighting circuit of trained babies fighting each other to the death? That might do it.
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