#1 This aging, but not old, former Academy Award nominated actor and serious award winner who has been known to do theatre left his wife to be with his girlfriend. No big deal, but it is when he broke up with the girlfriend to be with her daughter. He now lives with the daughter of the girlfriend and has done so on the sly for sometime. It does make sense in a way.
#2 This current Academy Award nominated actress/supporting actress is cheating on her significant other. If she wins will she thank them both? Not Ruby Dee.
I think someone who reads and comments on the blog almost everyday gets top spot. Schneefloeckli took a bunch of photos of Linkin Park last week in Basel. Yes, she had lots of photos which were in focus, but for some reason I really liked this photo. I don't know if it was an accident or not, but I really like it. You can probably tell that it was a little windy yesterday in LA. Still doesn't excuse Kate Hudson's dress though. Now that Christina Aguilera has reduced her lipstick volume, Hayden Panettiere does her best to keep lipstick makers employed. I think Chace Crawford is wearing everything that Old Navy sells all at one time. Ummmm. Sandra Bernhard. Rihanna does her part as the spokesperson for Fashion against AIDS. Nine Black Alps last night in Manchester. I think this having a girlfriend and becoming a dad is really a good thing for Matthew McConaughey. He actually looks really good. Did he actually get a hair cut? Camilla Alves is a miracle worker I tell you. Next thing you know there won't be anymore naked bongo playing and Frank The Tank will be married and there won't be anymore streaking at the Quad. Theo. It kind of sucks for Malcolm Jamal Warner that even though he had a really successful show after Cosby, that he will always and forever be remembered for being Theo. Even if he goes out and kills 20 people, the first line will mention he was Theo. It has been awhile, if ever since I had Todd Oldham on here, so I thought I would give everyone a look at him. Lots of NY Fashion Week posts next week. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri. You know that I am not a big fan of Eva, and am less so now that she is calling herself an actress and director. What the hell has she directed? Sean Lennon looks more and more like his dad everyday. Gerard Depardieu goes in for a look at Sophia Loren's cleavage. A really close look.
I really loved reading your responses to my question. Sad that some of you were having tough weeks but you can learn so much about people by their responses. Who's charming and who's not. Who's a trouble maker and who's a peacemaker. And it makes me wonder how much of who you are in your online life is who you are in your real life. Are your comments a true reflection of who you are or who you wish you were? Are you really a quick witted, clever, malicous person in real life or shy quiet guy who always comes up with the perfect response 5 minutes too late? And whoever is making peace, do you do that in real life? Do you often find yourself minimizing your emotions to end a fight faster or find yourself in the middle of two extremely emotional people that you are always trying to calm? Or is it the opposite, do you start the fights?
I'm not asking because I'm probing or trying to be all deep. It just occured to me, while reading your comments, that blogging, online chats, comments are not that different from the acting profession. They are a side of you that you wish you could show in your real life but are afraid to.
Alison Janney, almost always plays characters who are brash, or low class, or superficial. In real life however, she's the sweetest most geniune person. Lisa Kudrow made a career of playing a ditz but in real life she's really bright. And so on. I mean it's not always true. Some people just aren't acting. I mean Eva L plays a self centered bitch on DH and many reports so far have confirmed that. I haven't met her personally but I trust the people I've heard it from.
My best characters that I play are ditzy (I'm smart but I can be a dingbat at times), and tough ass kicking types (I'm a peacemaker in actuality). I also get cast as bitches (Again a peacemaker). And MAN I wish I was all of that more in my life. I'd love to turn my brain off and get taken care of for a while. I'd love to tell a few people just what I thought of them! And while I didn't love the movie, there's a scene in Domino when Ian Z is giving Domino a hard time about being a scared little girl with daddy issues and she just turns to him and punches him in the nose. Breaks it. MAN I WISH I COULD DO THAT! I guess with my training I could do that. So what I mean is "Man, I wish I WOULD do that!!!"
As for my week.. more exciting promises and more waiting for them to be real. Had a meeting with Paul Rudd and Brad Pitt's manager. They might be interested in repping me. Which would be CRAZY cool! But they need to see what the strike is doing before they take anyone on.
Still no word on Gentleman Bronco's. Think it's going to be a while on that.
Still no word on the Ad Campaign. They are still auditioning people for all the roles (including the one I want).
Ran into the lead actor in a pilot I did stunts for at Vons (grocery store). I talked to him for a while. He's so nice. But found out that the pilot will not be picked up. So that's a bummer.
And I'm going to Pauly Shore's birthday party tonight. So that'll be an experience!
Even though no one asked him, Hulk Hogan found someone yesterday who would listen to him rant about who he wanted to be President. I'm guessing Hulk picked Obama because Obama wears his seatbelt and doesn't complain about being crippled for life or some other kind of trivial thing like that.
Not much of a story, but it allows me to get to my point. I get 20-30 e-mails a day from people who want me to remind people to go to a rally or an event for one candidate or the other, but the thing is I really don't do politics. I don't want you to think that I am ignoring you if I don't write you back, but I just tire of saying the same thing repeatedly in an e-mail so figured this would cover it. This is gossip and fun and not about politics. The only thing that is important to me is that you actually get out and vote. I honestly don't care who you vote for. Democrat, Republican, Green, whatever. It really doesn't matter to me. What is important though is that no matter what country you are reading this blog from, that you exercise the privilege of voting. In the US, barely 50% of eligible voters actually take the time to vote in a Presidential Election. In many countries the number of people who vote is in the upper 90% range.
In the US, we have grown so used to only half the people voting that if everyone decided to show up and vote, the entire system would collapse. Our apathy as a voting public is taken into account and there are only enough machines and workers, and supplies for a 50% turnout. How sad is that? The government knows you don't care about what happens in this country. Oh, you might speak up or bitch or whine, but they know you won't actually go out, wait in line and vote. They are so confident that you won't go out an exercise your vote that they don't have any way for you to vote if you do show up.
100% turnout would excite me and I think it would excite the country. People would truly know who they wanted as their leader. Right now we are just letting the 50% of the people who are willing to make the effort decide, and letting 100% of the people bitch and moan about the result.
If 100% of the eligible voters voted, I think there would be more unity in the country, because it would show that everyone wanted to have a stake in its future and actually took the time to make that clear.
Seriously this was just going to be another rant about Hulk Hogan and what an ass he is. I thought about telling everyone not to watch American Gladiators but figured if it becomes even more popular and Hogan makes a bunch of money off of it, then that is more money that John can get when he sues the family.
South Korean actress Ok So-Ri was indicted this month for cheating on her producer husband back in 2006. In South Korea it is illegal for a married person to have an affair. The person that Ok So-Ri was cheating with won't be charged, not because he is a man, but because he was not married and so it is perfectly fine for him to have an affair.
Although the law has been on the books forever, the cheated upon rarely ever file a criminal complaint because, lets face it, it is a stupid law, and if the government enforced it half of any country, not just South Korea would be in jail. The actress faces two years in jail for her side action.
Ok So-Ri is appealing the actual indictment and filed a petition with the government to scrap the law. In a statement about the appeal, her lawyers had this to say. "The adultery law constitutes a serious breach of the individual's rights to make decisions concerning sex and privacy under the constitution. "Adultery cases must be handled in civil courts, not in criminal courts."
I personally think they just need to get rid of any mention of adultery and go straight to the irreconcilable differences route. This is the fourth time in the last 20 years, but first since 2001 that the law has been challenged. Each time in the past, the Korean Supreme Court refused to hear any of the cases because it would weaken social morality.
What I think weakens social morality is that the guy who who was 50% responsible in this gets away with it because he was single. In fact, he would also get away with it if his wife did not file a criminal complaint. A law that is not equally enforced is a law that should never be enforced.
Two weeks after the National Enquirer brought forth a totally unreliable witness to corroborate the long held rumor that the father of Suri Cruise is Chris Klein, her reps have denied the story as "false." Wow. It took them two weeks to come up with that? I guess you can tell they must generally must be spokespeople for Tom Cruise and for the Scientology folks. For the past two weeks they have been a bit busy repairing the earthquake like damage their number two has caused to Scientology throughout the world. Tom has been trying to hold onto power while Leah Remini and Nancy Cartwright nip at his heels, and John Travolta cackles to himself while adjusting his wig, and waiting for Tom to fall.
So, when Katie duck walks in to the room and says, "The Enquirer thinks Suri is Chris' baby. What are we going to do?" she was probably ignored. Ignore and ignored, until finally some guy made a call to MSNBC and said the story is false.
Meanwhile no one from the folks over at Scientology has denied the whole L. Ron story yet. They have evaded it, and gone around it, and lumped it in with other accusations made in the book, but no one has said that Suri is definitively not L. Ron's baby. The thing is that Tom and the Scientology folks better have Suri completely within their fold at all times for the rest of her life. Because, if she does decide they are nutjobs, all she has to do to make millions and millions of dollars is to agree to a DNA test on live television. All three networks. It would be like a Presidential address. Wouldn't you watch it? I know it would make for some damn good television. I wonder how long they could tease it. An hour long show or could they drag it into a three hour biography with a little countdown clock in the corner.
If I cut my hair and people came up to me thinking I was Tom Cruise, those people would walk away from me thinking Tom Cruise is crazier than he actually is. He does seem really crazy doesn't he? Do you ever worry though that maybe he knows everything and that he is totally right and that we are the crazy ones? Maybe there were volcanoes and aliens and psychology is destroying the world. I need something more simple to think about. Like Selma Blair. Who, according to the latest issue of Elle magazine gets frequently stopped by people who think she is Tom Cruise.
I know we all want Tom Cruise to be walking down the street wearing a purse, and high heels and the occasional skirt, but wanting it to be so and the reality of it happening are slim for now. So, I worry about people when they see Selma Blair and think she is Tom Cruise. Then I saw the photo above, and stopped worrying for them, and wonder how many people I have tapped on the shoulder thinking they were a woman, but were really a man, or if that woman with the big adam's apple was really a woman, and if I go back to sleep can I forget about the whole crazy night.
Selma says it happens when people come up from behind her because her hair is shorter in the back and she struts around a little like Napoleon. Since it has begun to happen she does wear more high heels now, but apparently that still doesn't stop the taps on the shoulders.
Well if one of those people is an old, wealthy investment banker, she will dress up like Tom Cruise if that is what they want. Seems as if Selma is done with the hippie and hippie offspring thing and instead wants to find some retired investment banker, preferably from Europe, and obviously with a strong Tom Cruise fetish to fill.
Mo'nique is being accused of being a regular user of marijuana and cocaine, as well as dealing cocaine and evading her taxes. The accusations are made by an ex-boyfriend and detailed in this week's National Enquirer. That is what I love about the Enquirer. No matter the list you are on whether it be A-D, if they find something good, they are all over it.
I actually think this story is more interesting than whether Heath Ledger used cocaine at a party two years ago. Who gives a crap whether he did or not. It was two years ago, after he got crushed at the SAGs, and he was having some alone time for the first time in 3 months.
So back to Mo'nique. Her ex-boyfriend is Marvin Dawson who she broke up with way back in 2003. She broke up with him because of his criminal record that included theft, gun and drug possession charges. Why? Because she didn't know, or because he was ruining her little party?
Dawson says Mo'nique is a big hypocrite and that she is guilty of far more serious crimes than he ever was. "Mo'nique threatened my life. She said if I ever told anyone about her lifestyle, she'd hire someone to kill me."
Dawson claims he is planning to write a book about his life with the star.
Mo'nique's lawyer had this to say about the accusations. "Marvin Dawson has no credibility - he's a nut. If she was dealing in kilos of cocaine, the DEA (drugs enforcement agency) should have her on their suspects list. See if they have anything on her. That's dumb."
No one said she was dealing kilos of cocaine. Does her attorney know something we don't? It didn't sound to me like Mo'nique was buying kilos, and then selling them to people on the street. I got the feeling from reading it that she has a really good connection and that she sells to her friends, and to people she runs into , and maybe isn't as careful about her record keeping on these transactions as she should be. Somehow I can't imagine Mo'nique meeting some guy and buying a couple kilos at a time. But, I can see her buying enough to make a few thousand every week.
Which recently launched gossip Web site can't keep staff? "Our new editor went partying in Miami a few weeks ago and just sort of never came back," complains one insider, who now has to cover her 6 a.m.-3 p.m. shift. "It's awful."
I appreciate all your e-mails about a certain someone and I am concerned about it as well. I have been trying to remedy the problem and as an interim solution do make every effort to delete offensive comments. As always if you wish to slam me, I never delete those comments because they are directed at me and I am fair game. Lots of people come to the site for the comments, so I know how important they are to you and part of the fun of coming back everyday.
Valentine's Day is fast approaching so I of course will be making my love predictions that day. I have not gone back yet to see how good or god awful wrong I was about them, but this year's predictions will be better than ever. Also, next week, will be a long blind item because it has been awhile.
I know many of you were awaiting a piece on Brad Renfro written by one of his closest friends. It was going to be written by DS, but she is really still having trouble getting all of her emotions down in written form. If, and when she does, I will post it.
Now to the good stuff.
#1 Our HIV+ singer was asked by her local health department who she had sex with so they could be notified. There are some rumors that this list is up for sale.
#2 This aging Academy Award nominated actor is really starting to show even more signs that he may not have all his faculties. Lately he has been trying to make purchases with gold coins instead of cash. No one knows if he is truly crazy or a genius since the past few times he has attempted to use the coins, the owners of the store just let him have his purchases for free after he threw a fit about how he didn't believe in cash or credit anymore and that he was returning to the past. Uh huh.
#3 This diva of divas singer and sometime very bad actress spends a great deal of money at one particular store. No problem there. She always goes after closing. No problem there. The problem lies in the fact that she will only shop at the store if a certain person is working there and waits on her. Right before Christmas the salesperson was on vacation in Europe with her family when our singer decided to do some last minute Christmas shopping. When she was informed the salesperson was on vacation she threatened to never shop at the store again. Not wanting to lose our diva as a customer, they flew the salesperson from and back to Europe in Business Class just to wait on our diva.
New hair style and promoting a new product leaves me the choice of either putting Ali Larter at the top or getting my ass kicked. For such a skinny thing, she really is strong. Not like Planes Trains And Automobiles "last baby came out sideways" strong, but still, very strong. One of the things that celebrity parents really have to focus on is teaching their children product placement at an early age. Violet now has been paid enough by the Wrigley folks to pay for college. The newly engaged Jason Biggs. Congratulations. Make that engagement last pal because after the fifth or sixth engagement, they lose their luster. It's hard to believe Eva Longoria came from such nice parents. The problem is I know she wasn't adopted so somehow it did occur. Well, there are albinos in the world also. Shit happens. Wouldn't it be hilarious if Eva was the spy? To me David Beckham looks too skinny and his tattoos don't match. That is all my envy could come up with. Popular guess for spy. Christina Applegate is funny enough and witty enough. Hmmmm. Rage Against The Machine - Melbourne Peaches Geldof gets a tattoo in the same place as her mom. When you invite Mike Tyson to a charity ball, this is what you get. I think he is just as surprised as the people in the room that he was invited to come promote a charity. Wouldn't be an Eva Longoria day without a little Mario Lopez. She was a stalled Clear. Now she's a star, and it didn't cost her a thing. They don't work on commission people. Uh-huh. That's why Nancy Cartwright just coughed up $10M to Scientology and bought herself a chance at being the next Mrs. Tom Cruise or J-Lo's kids godparents or whatever the silent auction was for last week down at the center. Teri Hatcher gets in bed with the Disney folks again. She does have quite the little scam going on here with the Disney folks. Usually she trots out her kid so that the average person knows why a 50 year old on a skin filled drama is out selling Disney. My name is Luka. Well not really, but I did use to live on a second floor. Ryan Gosling is honored by the folks in Santa Barbara. They sure did do a lot of honoring of men you all find attractive. Were there any women honored at all? Reason #1 why there should be a show called I Hate The 80's
Does the headline look as stupid as it felt when I wrote it? I think every blog and gossip site has used that damn sentence in some way or another to talk about Amy Winehouse and each one of those times I thought it was stupid. But like I said, I'm a sheep.
Amy Winehouse's dad Mitch. You know. The big guy. Drives a taxi, make s Amy dress up and show him some bra when they go out. Ok, maybe showing the bra is her idea. Anyway, Mitch doesn't think Amy should go to the Grammy Awards because they are too soon.
Mitch told the Mirror, "I'm not sure the Grammys are going to happen. I don't want her to go - I think it might be a bit too soon for her.
"She's not well - that's why she's in rehab. But she's doing OK. She is getting good treatment."
As much as Amy appears to respect her dad, she obviously doesn't always listen. I wouldn't put it pass the record company to have someone in rehab with her reminding her everyday that she needs to go to the Grammy Awards and to make an appearance and sell all those bunches and bunches of records that follow a Grammy appearance. This is of course why the record company in their press release about Amy and rehab made such a big deal about the Grammy Awards.
As much as it may surprise you, a bunch of people have never heard of Amy Winehouse and even though she can't get paid to be on the Grammy's because that would be work, you can bet your ass, that if she is at the Grammy's, she isn't just going to be sitting in the audience passing the crack pipe.
I think she should stay, and I'm grateful for Mitch for talking to the Mirror because I was missing Amy and her ratty hair but am glad she is getting help. Below are videos of my favorite song from each of her first two albums.
In what is sure to be a positive step by the government of Barbados to attract more celebrities and drug users to their island, they appear to have a very loose set of laws related to the use of cocaine for personal use. Personal use being subjective. Jeremy Edwards, who is the host of the UK show Cook the Books who is vacationing in Barbados was arrested over the weekend for and appeared before a judge on Monday. A police spokesperson stated "Edwards was arrested after acting suspiciously on the street and was found with an amount of cocaine, but officers believed it was for personal use."
The judge fined him $500 and told him that any further offenses would find him in jail. The police spokesperson stated, "He has been allowed to continue his holiday."
Nice. Not only do you just have to pay a $500 fine when busted for cocaine on the island, they don't even deport you. They want you to continue your vacation and spend more money. Hell, they probably comped him a room for a night to make up for the time he had to spend in jail. I don't know why celebrities who use coke would party anywhere else. Use it on the streets, on the beaches. Share it with friends and neighbors. The worst thing that is going to happen is a $500 fine and a postcard from the tourist board to hurry back to Barbados. I wonder if the get out of jail for $500 thing is once per visit or once per lifetime.
Well, in a way it is. This is one of the best of the speechless series done in support of the writers. The fact that Maggie Gyllenhaal is in a three way lesbian orgy in the episode has nothing to do with my opinion of just how good this is. Totally safe for work.
I didn't know hip hop stars weren't allowed to use drugs, but Lil' Wayne says so therefore it must be true. Last week Lil' Wayne was arrested on three felony counts by Arizona police and now faces charges of possession of a narcotic drug for sale, possession of dangerous drugs, possession of drug paraphernalia and misconduct involving weapons.
It was all of course just a big misunderstanding according to Lil' Wayne. On Saturday, Lil' Wayne was playing a show in Richmond, Virginia when he said to the crowd, "A junkie can't do what the f**k I do. I try to tell them (police). I am the ultimate high, understand? I am my drug, you understand me?"
Apparently Lil' Wayne likes taking his own drugs a lot because he was previously arrested on drug charges in Atlanta, Georgia in 2006. He is also currently facing illegal gun possession charges and is due to appear in court in New York to face those counts at the end of February.
As far as I'm concerned, you walk up to the police and tell them you are the ultimate high, and that you are your own drug, I start looking for drugs. Maybe he just uses all the alleged drugs found in his possession to use as a demonstration or prop in front of his audiences to educate them on the evil of drugs and how they should turn away from drugs and turn to Lil' Wayne instead for their high.
That education theory works really well in practice, but it is tough to tell a cop they are just for show when you keep getting arrested for it repeatedly. Kind of like the guy with all the child pron on the computers who are just doing it for research for a book. Meanwhile the guy can't even read.
Do you know what Clean Flix is? If you don't let me tell you. It is a chain of video stores that rent out sanitized films for your protection. They edit these things more than an airing on the Disney Channel. Anything remotely offensive is removed. Studios hate these people, but rarely do more than threaten them. One of the founders of the Clean Flix chain also controls the entire Flix Club market in Utah which is the largest in the country.
This founder's name is Daniel Thompson. Daniel was arrested has been arrested in Orem, Utah on charges of having sex with underaged girls. According to Orem police, Daniel Thompson also told the girls that his business was actually a cover for a pornography studio and asked them to participate in making a porn movie. The police report also said that they uncovered a "large quantity" of pornography at Thompson's business. According to the Salt Lake Tribune, Thompson told the arresting officers that he was unaware that the girls were not of legal age and that the porn movies were for his "personal use."
With all the deleted scenes he has from all the films he rented, you would think he could just splice all that together and have himself one big porn fiesta. Instead he found himself some girls and faces charges of statutory rape. Nice to be a hypocrite. Do they still have death by firing squad in Utah?
When is the last time you read gossip about Mira Sorvino? Huh? Long time I bet. Well, as far as you know it has been a long time. Never know when someone is going to turn up in the blind items. Remember, if you win an Oscar, you are a B lister for life.
Anyway, I'm sure Mira is a role model to all the women out there, as she is 40 years old and married to a 26 year old named Chris Backus. She actually married him when he was 22 or 23. It actually is kind of cool that it happens in reverse sometimes. It's not freaky at all like when Barbra Streisand had her little thing with Andre Aggasi.
Chris is a professional athlete turned actor and like most athletes turned actor has been having a little difficulty getting roles. Well, not wanting to always make him feel like she is the sole bread winner for the entire family, which she is, or the reason their two children can have the best of everything, which she is, Mira decided to do something about it. She wrote an entire film, and is producing it, just so she can get her husband a starring role. It's much easier of course on the conscience to go this route because he gets an actual paycheck and doesn't have to take money from her purse when he needs to go to the store for baseball cards.
I know, I know. Baseball cards? He isn't that young. I want you to know that even though I'm being snarky, I don't blame Mira and think that a guy in her position would do the same thing. I know that when I turned 40 and was seeing that 19 year old, I needed to keep her happy so I bought her a pane ticket every weekend so she could see her dying mother in Las Vegas. That woman was sick for a year, but my girlfriend was on that plane every Friday night like clockwork and would be back in my arms by Tuesday. Wednesday at the latest. I admire that much devotion to family.
I think everyone in Mira's position would start to feel that, "I met him when he could barely drink, and now it has been a few years, I'm 40 and haven't been big in a little while except when I was pregnant, and I'm wondering if I am still attractive and if he feels manly enough because he doesn't make any money, and we live off my income, so let me write and produce a movie so he feels like he is working. "
Yesterday was your birthday. I don't know how I forgot to say anything about it yesterday. I know that birthday wishes after the fact just aren't that great unless accompanied by a present. But at what point does a late birthday gift actually become a gift gift. You know the kind that can be kind of awkward between people because there really is no reason other than sucking up to give that gift. Kind of like when Jessica Seinfeld gave you all those shoes. It wasn't your birthday then, although since you are almost God-like I wouldn't put it past you to have two birthdays each year. See, she could have called them an early birthday present. It is much easier to pull of a two month early birthday present than a two month late birthday present. If you get earlier than two months, than the givee can forget that they have already received a gift, and then feel like they were shafted by the person until they are reminded of the early birthday gift. Speaking of gifts, have you ever met Gift Clement. She is a truly inspiring role model for women. From what I can tell she has made it through a terminal illness unscathed, escaped hundreds of attempts on her life by greedy relatives, was married to some prince or rich guy who called himself a prince, and is now helping the unfortunate in India. I can't believe you have not had her on your show yet. She is someone every woman can admire and respect. I think she is probably much more worthy to have a television show and magazine than Rachael Ray. I know, I know. You like Rachael, but just between us, Dr. Phil is on his way out isn't he? I think you are still holding a grudge that he got you back together with Letterman. Well, I think that if you need Dr. Phil to do something until his contract with you runs out, you could ship him off to South Africa and have him be the Headmaster at your school. He could give those girls advice all day long. Might be good fit.
Speaking of good fits, what did Steadman give you for your birthday? Probably not a whole hell of a lot after you kept him out of your will. You really shouldn't make that kind of stuff public because you never know what he will do to you one night while you are sleeping. I know he would have to get by Gayle who can be like a guard dog, but still, please, please watch your back. I have met Steadman a few times. He is a quiet guy, but those are the sneaky ones.
Anyway, you can give my gift to charity, or do whatever you like with it. I know it isn't as good as the guy who did the gold tomb thingy for you, but frankly, I don't have that much time. Enjoy the Charlie perfume and the box of chocolates. Just ignore the Merry Christmas on the box of chocolates. They are gold baby.
For quite possibly the first time in her life, Denise Richards has won an award for something other than being the biggest earner. Turns out Denise was named the winner of Entertainment Weekly's worst Bond girl award. Denise if you will recall played a Bond girl in the 1999 film The World Is Not Enough. Turns out the world wasn't big enough to hide the performance of Denise. I think the reason she won the award is that the role actually required her to memorize more than five lines, and if I recall she was supposed to be a rocket scientist. The guys on the casting couch must have been laughing with that one. "Sure baby. You have got the part. You are going to be a rocket scientist. Hell we will even make you a doctor. Dr. Christmas Jones. Now quit talking. I don't have anymore Viagra"
I know that if EW has a party commemorating the fact, Denise would probably still show up if she thought it could get her photograph in the magazine somehow.
Tanya Roberts (A View To A Kill) and Corinne Clery (Moonraker) finished second and third respectively. I used to be a big fan of Tanya Roberts. I think every guy was. She was on television for us every night when we turned on Cinemax or Showtime late at night, and so guys knew who she was. Women really didn't know who Tanya was until she suddenly turned up on That 70's Show. Tanya basically played the same character she had been playing in all those soft porn films, except she didn't have to get naked in front of the camera. Right now I think Tanya is quite possibly the most annoying actress on the planet with all those Las Vegas radio commercials she does. "Can you say high roller treatment?" I got your high roller treatment here, and it doesn't involve spending 8 hours listening to some guy try and sell me a condo in return for spending time in that Motel 6 you call a luxury development. Oh, and about that show right on the Strip. Can you say they take you and stand you in front of the guy who takes pictures of tourists with his parrots and charges $20. After a couple of photos, they say, "that is one hell of a show huh? And right here in this alley off the Strip. Now, what do you say we look at those plans for your condo one more time, and get that bank account information and PIN from you."
Ursula Andress was voted the best Bond girl for her iconic portrayal of Honey Ryder in Dr No, followed by Honor Blackman (Goldfinger) and Diana Rigg (On Her Majesty's Secret Service).
Which model-turned-actress, who is on her second actor husband, relaxes between shoots with a bong made from an enormous two-liter plastic soda bottle?
#1 This A list actor/actress married couple. How does the couples thing work? I think that if one is a B+ lister and the other is probably a B+ lister but formerly A list, and they both have A list name recognition, that they should be an A list couple. That was a long way to go for telling you that it seems that our actor recently got the actress pregnant. I think it does usually work that way except in the movie Junior. Our actress miscarried, and since then our actor has gone off the deep end. It looked like he was headed off the deep end before the miscarriage, but he has been using it as an excuse to justify his behavior and his absences.
#2 He is an A list actor by definition, and he is certainly paid up towards the top of the acting list. It is a good thing he is getting paid a lot because he is not getting laid a lot. Oh, he tries, but our funnyman has a real problem getting the party started so to speak. The women usually try their best, but our actor inevitably sends them on their way with an apology and gets back to doing what is causing the problem in the first place.
Last week I had a discussion with three people about Ally Hilfiger and how she had her own reality show at one point. They just could not and would not believe that some network would be dumb enough or crazy enough to put an idiot like Ally on the air. Just then, the waitress walked up hearing our discussion and said, "OMG, I loved Rich Girls." "What? Is there a photographer over there?" Mariah Carey caught "unaware" while out doing some shopping. Tell me that you wouldn't want to party with Dwight Yoakam. See, you do. You know you do. Is that Bobby Flay checking out Jessica Alba's ass? This is Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new film. For someone who is a box office jinx she sure does get a lot of work. The producers must say to themselves, "I need a tax break. Lets find a disaster of a movie and cast it. I hope Jennifer Aniston is available." Picture of George Clooney doing some kind of world do gooder thing. He is meeting with the Defense Minister of India. The Minister is Vijay Singh. I though Vijay was a golfer. How does he do both at the same time? I do like George's suit. I look like a tent when I wear those colors. This is Doug Jones. Doug isn't that well known, but this picture made me laugh so he gets on here. Spring is almost here and that means Music News And Photos will be back soon. This is Alanis Morissette in concert. I think the song is called Ryan Is An Ass. Maybe I heard it wrong. Why you should not drink past the age of 50. Oh, he's not 50? Well, then why you should not drink past the age of 40. Oh, he's not 40. Well he looks like crap however old he is. There must be some mistake. Who gave Susan Lucci an award? Justin Long is happy now, but I'm telling you his heart is going to be crushed by Drew Barrymore. Crushed I tell you. I think that is a hickey on Johnny Knoxville's neck and it wouldn't surprise me at all if Tracy Morgan was the giver. The Santa Barbara Film Festival spent a whole night honoring Javier Bardem. I thought you would be pleased.
