It is worse than a DUI on a golf cart, and all DUI's are horrible, but still you have to smile at the thought of Mickey Rourke on his Vespa, and then getting pulled over on it. Mickey Rourke. Mr. 9 1/2 Weeks and Wild Orchid on a Vespa. You know what. Maybe it is ok. It is his way of seeing and being seen and certainly environmentally friendly. Plus the chicks seem to dig it.
You have to wonder how desperate the woman is though that she is going out with Mickey. Is she that hard up or is he paying her by the hour? I know Mickey used to be the bad boy every woman wanted to sleep with, but that was like 20 years ago. Now he lives in a condo, drives a Vespa, and gets pulled over by a policeman who appears to know exactly how to get to every Dunkin Donuts in Miami.
I want you to know that despite my profession, I actually love the police and respect them very much, but this policeman is huge. Don't they have some type of height weight requirements? It is like me. I am about twice as big as that guy, and I know that certain careers are not going to happen for me, and you will never get to see me on Dancing With The Stars. You might see me on Biggest Loser though. Mickey must have done something horribly wrong on his Vespa because for that guy to have to lug himself out of the car took special effort.