#1 WHICH “socialite” who's suffering photo withdrawal since socialiterank.com closed got down on her knees for a party paparazzo? He accepted her favors and then snapped away .
#2 WHICH beleaguered gazillionaire record genius once did everything he could to make sure the official records of his son's death didn't mention he had AIDS?
#3 WHICH celebrity chef got carried away on liquid ecstasy during a big party on Mykonos? The cute cook “ran around naked and participated in a sex orgy,” our spy swears .
#4 WHICH rock star's daughter has a major drug problem? Trying to keep up with her boyfriend, she recently passed out “foaming at the mouth” at an L.A. club, where a rehabbed pal found a huge bag of cocaine hidden in her bra.