Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Today's Blind Items

You think I'm going to write about the sex party, but I'm not because I wasn't there and so far I haven't spoken to anyone who was there. Who wants to talk about a bunch of D-listers having sex anyway? Speaking of sex somehow I don't think Jake and Reese are doing the nasty, especially since she's the one doing the driving. Maybe she lets Jake use her place for other things like working out or knitting. Not that there is anything wrong with knitting. You really don't see much knitting going on at the Knitting Factory despite the name. I think Crazy Aunt Pearl went there one time thinking there was though.

#1 It worked once, why not try it again? This parasite got some help in the record department with one lap dance, so why not try and make it two? The parasite decided to try and give a lap dance to an aging record producer who said no thanks despite many attempts by the parasite to suck up and do whatever she thought might work.

#2 This A+ film actor who has become sort of a do gooder as of late when not making mostly forgettable movies recently was at an event with regular folks. You know, the people who have jobs and spouses and families. Didn't stop him from making the moves on one married woman as he told her all the things he could give her if she spent the night with him or at least a few hours. They had been flirting all day but he became increasingly arrogant and blatant in what he wanted to do to her and finally she had enough. She told him no and said that if he didn't stop, she would get her husband to kick his ass. He might play a tough guy in films, but in reality it seems that the threat of a good ass kicking turned more than his hair grey.

Corey Clark And Sideshow Bob -- Twins Reunited



Thanks to ManDJO for the idea.

Random Photos Part One

Paris and Lindsay back together again. I'll let you decide which one is the man in the relationship. Phoebe Price at the Flipping Out premiere. Notice the dog which everyone was required to bring. The show is about some OCD freak who renovates houses so I'm not sure why the dog theme, but anyway.
Here is Phoebe a little later at the sex party. What did she do with the dog? She didn't change clothes so I'm guessing she didn't go home. The only conclusion we can make is that she left the dog in her car OR the people at the Flipping Out party gave everyone a dog. Hmmm. That actually may be worse. So Phoebe. If you read this and have recovered from the sex party would you send me an e-mail and tell me what happened to the dog?
The cheap, no tip leaving bitch does have a nice car. Guess you can afford that when you don't leave tips. I'm surprised you can't hear her cackling through the computer screen as she crushes another peon beneath her gorgeous car.

So if this was taken yesterday then I guess what Johnny is hiding in the pants is more important than whether he puts down the toilet seat. Is that a cigar he's smoking? No doubt to get rid of the taste of the Dunst out of the mouth. I know Pine Sol is poisonous if consumed, but I find if you gargle it, it works much better than a cigar or other remedies and leaves you with that fresh feeling. Cigars just kind of make things worse.
Speaking of fresh feelings. I'm going to assume for all of our sakes that the two photos were taken with a great time gap and that the one on the right was taken first. If not, then I'm sure she can still find someone who wants to play that game. If there is a potpartner.com, then there must be a buttsmellerandlicker.com
Music playing. "Dreamweaver."
She's looked worse.

Corey Clark Arrested In Arkansas


Corey Clark, the former American Idol contestant and Paula's boy toy was arrested on drug charges and an outstanding warrant he had from Arizona. Corey was driving through Little Rock at 230am when he was pulled over. After a search of the car and a whiff of his Paula stained breath he was charged with possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia. So, I'm guessing from the charges that we have a crackhead here.

I'm not condoning the use of crack, but if what Corey said is true about he and Paula, I think we all could use a little crack to get through the day. Can you honestly imagine waking up next to that woman if she wasn't wearing makeup? I bet she keeps her house incredibly dark which is why I believe the story of her tripping on the dog. Oh, I think she was drunk too, but drunk and dark and a dog means you are going splat.

This arrest is probably good news for Corey's career because unlike William Hung, Corey I think is having trouble making a living singing. This however should be enough of a boost to get him on the Surreal Life and then he can find some other D lister to suck up to and live off.

Music News And Photos

Gwen Stefani - Acer Arena - Sydney


Hall & Oates - Orleans Arena - Las Vegas


Korn - fuse Studios - New York



Sean Kingston - 106 & Park - New York




Billy Bob Thornton - Center Staging - Burbank, CA





Static-X - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater - Kansas City, MO
Lordi - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater - Kansas City, MO
Lamb Of God - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater - Kansas City, MO






Pusher's Quote Of The Day

Oh, but how I love the smell on my breath from rotting insides.

Inspi(RED) Event

Not since the Heineken Light party of last year has such a potent combination of loose morals, sex, booze and D listing been seen at a party. This is the party on which a hundred blind items can be based. Let's look at the lineup.


A married Corey Feldman with his wife nowhere in sight.
Mel B and Stephen "Big d**k" Belafonte

The ultimate party favor
Snoop Dogg lite. But it will do for this party, and Ja Rule looks like he got a little head start.
When you are having a party like this you need someone to make the first move and who plays for both teams. Bai provides both.

You need Tom from MySpace there because we all know he's a perv anyway looking through the best profiles.
Do you need words from me or can you paint the picture by now?
A little play by play commentary from Ross The Intern.
One of the "dancers" from The Pussycat Dolls.
And of course Miss India. You always have to have the one party pooper. Hey and she's not in India. I have a feeling that what happened at this party stayed at this party. Well unless of course you brought home an STD.

Paris Hilton Moving; Neighbors Weeping Tears Of Joy


In what can only be described as a fairy tale ending for the people on N. Kings Road, Paris Hilton is selling her house. Neighbors were openly celebrating, drinking champagne, and laughing for the first time in years as the news ran like wildfire through the besieged neighborhood.

No more pap. No more Paris. No more late night Valtrex deliveries, and best of all no more late night singing.

The asking price for Paris' pad is a little over $4M and fumigation is extra. You just know she's going to leave something behind so chances are you can make some of that $4M back when you find it and sell it.

Rush Hour 3 Premiere

Dayanara Torres and Amaury Nolasco are probably my favorite couple right now. It's been approximately two months and somehow they have refrained from cheating on each other or getting her pregnant.
I'm just not feeling the love between these two anymore.
Brett Ratner's just looking for who he can feel. Forget about love.
Kelsey Chow. Meow.
I love these kinds of photos. You do realize that Tom Cruise would reach just about to the bottom of Sun Ming Ming's jacket. So imagine if you will...

Rebecca Gayheart demonstrates the Paris stance to the world.
Robert Evans. He is Hollywood. He is also a plastic surgeon's dream.
I believe that is the sign of the devil that Paris is giving. At least she is finally acknowledging her hero and mentor and we know how she became famous.
"Ummm. Lady. I think you forgot to take out your loofah."

This makes twice this year that Samantha has smiled and both have come when Lindsay has done something wrong.
Just a confirmation of what she likes and I guess Jackie does too. Well so do I for that matter.

Usher's Wedding A Publicity Stunt. Now About That Baby?



What happens when you tell the media that wedding is going to happen but you forget to arrange for food or for the absence of your host or, even fail to get a marriage license. It's tough to have a wedding without any of those things. Did I mention there were no guests to inform?

Now, about that baby. Using an old magician's trick, Usher and Tameka kept the world focused on her medical scare and that she had to be rushed to the hospital because of premature labor caused by the stress of the wedding being called off so no one really had time to look into whether there was going to be a wedding in the first place until after Tameka gave a statement yesterday.

"No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone is speculating and writing about are completely untrue."

Well I know why you canceled the wedding. Because there was no damn wedding scheduled in the first place. Now I want to know if you are really pregnant. I have my doubts. As "some" would say, there is still no proof that Tameka is carrying Usher's baby. Hell, I'm still not convinced she's even a woman.

I'm Not Saying He Wasn't Drunk, But


Matthew Roloff was arrested on suspicion of DUI about six weeks ago. Roloff is the star of the reality show Little People Big World which is one of the few shows I actually watch. The fact that it comes on Saturday nights should tell you volumes about my personal life. Now, it doesn't say that Roloff failed a blood test, only that he failed a field sobriety test which was administered after he had been seen swerving in his vehicle.

For those of you who have seen the show, I'm surprised he doesn't swerve that big ass truck everytime he drives. With all the gadgets he's got going on in that truck, anyone of them could come loose and cause him to swerve. In addition, how is a guy who needs crutches to walk going to perform a field sobriety test. There is no way he ever would walk a straight line, sober or not, and wouldn't be able to touch his nose either because he would need that hand for balance on his crutch.

Now, if he was really drinking and driving, then throw the book at him because he is considered a role model and an example for little people and big people every where. But, I would also be really sure via a blood test before I just accepted the results of some swerving and a failed field sobriety test in this situation.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which unlikely sports celebrity will soon be gracing a fitness magazine cover as part of a back-room deal to keep certain damaging hooker allegations out of a different publication?

Monday, July 30, 2007

Random Photos Part Two

And this doesn't even count as one of the three.
I believe Jamie gave birth about 15 minutes ago and already looks like this.
Miss Personality, but...
the dress actually shows some. Some. Not much. She still has a long way to go. Maybe she should date 50 Cent for awhile.
At what point do you think Britney Spears will just decide that wearing pants is probably too much effort?

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