Heidi Klum is the third celebrity this week to be photographed at Target. When I go to Target, I just find people who don't know where the closest Wal-Mart is. Actually I enjoy Target and right now I'm just enjoying life. I had the crappiest day ever yesterday and even was about to post about it today, but something happened which makes it unnecessary, but also deprives you of a good AP story.
Lindsay Lohan accused of flooding ex-boyfriend's apartment. Honestly, I don't care if the story is true or not, I just think it's actually really cool. The burning of the clothes and shredding them into little pieces has got stale. This was ingenious. Lindsay, dear, this was impressive.
The Daily Mail seems to be worried about Britney losing her big breasts due to weight loss. Sure, that's an important topic. I will say though that no matter how much weight I lose, I still have huge man boobs.