Now of course I am sure Simon would say all his comments were jokes. The fact that he gave Ryan some lip gloss after the comments was just more joking. The thing is Simon looks as if he has his comeback about Ryan coming out of the closet ready to go and is debating with himself whether or not to let it loose. There is no way it could be scripted unless they knew Melina was going to talk about her high heels. Look at Ryan's face right before he says “we're friends.” Although the video is long, the exchange occurs within the first minute or so.