Lindsay Lohan "Dating"

See, when one of us normal folk says we're dating, this is what people imagine. Trying to find someone you like and so maybe there is a coffee here or a lunch there or maybe dinner and drinks and a movie. Probably you are only seeing one or two people and depending on your situation might be hoping for something serious down the line.

Now, when Lindsay says she is dating what I imagine is that she goes from club to club finding a guy to take back to her hotel room for the night. She just calls it dating because it is never the same guy more than once. In this People magazine article, they asked her last night if she was dating greasy bear and Lindsay said no. She was also spotted with Stavros and Jude and James Blunt, and Samantha Ronson all in the last week or so and last night she hung out with Robbie Williams (not him honey) before heading home solo. (Left solo, but maybe did not finish the evening solo. 11pm still leaves plenty of time to find a date.)

The other odd thing about the way Lindsay dates is that her mom is with her sometimes. Most people wait weeks or months to introduce a date to their parents. In Lindsay's case. I think mom might be sampling the goods at some point before or after the date to make sure they can take care of her Lindsay.