I know that every other site in the free world has talked about Paris Hilton being arrested last night, but I think we should all just pray that she does not have Pete Doherty channeling through her somewhere and that she ends up doing some jail time. The odds are long but we can always hope. I am not asking for the entire 90 days. I think a week would be plenty to make her realize that (1) the prison population may not have enjoyed her Paris Exposed comments and (2) that making out with a hot female fashion model is not the same thing as making out with your cellmate. Think positive people.