Wednesday, February 28, 2007

I Just Cannot Stop Smiling

I know that every other site in the free world has talked about Paris Hilton being arrested last night, but I think we should all just pray that she does not have Pete Doherty channeling through her somewhere and that she ends up doing some jail time. The odds are long but we can always hope. I am not asking for the entire 90 days. I think a week would be plenty to make her realize that (1) the prison population may not have enjoyed her Paris Exposed comments and (2) that making out with a hot female fashion model is not the same thing as making out with your cellmate. Think positive people.


P.S. How come Paris gets to make a cell phone call during the arrest and the rest of us would be thrown into the back of a car still rubbing the marks left from the Taser?

Today's Blind Items

This A-List actor notorious for not having a full head of hair was recently sweating heavily. He thought he was hidden from anyone approaching and removed his headgear to wipe away the sweat. When he did, he revealed the most hideous comb-over in the history of comb-overs. What was even more shocking was the total lack of hair to comb over. Our spy indicated there were about ten hairs in total trying to cover up the massive bald area right down the middle of his head.

What husband cannot stand to see his wife have all the spotlight? The wife is scheduled to make a big television appearance alone, and the husband has told her she cannot do it unless he is right next to her. If he can't, then he won't let her.

More Proof That Hollywood Has Gone Nuts

People keep sending Kristin Cavallari scripts to read. Her current project is Spring Breakdown which is so good that filming was completed in October 2006, but the film is not due out until sometime in 2008. Must be brilliant.

There Is Something Seriously Wrong With Ryan Seacrest

Yes, we all know Ryan is an arrogant, self absorbed ass, but there is something else that is really wrong with him. Last week the producer of American Idol said he had not seen the photos of Antonella Barba. His story was sketchy, but maybe 5% believable. LAST night at a Playboy party celebrating the 3rd season of Girls Next Door Ryan Seacrest said he had not seen any of the racy photos. It has been a week since most of them came out. Randy and Simon were at the party and like every other guy in the world but Ryan, they had seen them. How can Ryan Seacrest work at E! and at American Idol and not have seen the photos? It would seem to me that simply out of curiosity or just being a guy would make you want to take a look. Nope, not Ryan. He probably did not enjoy the Playboy party either, and did not see any women while he was there. He was probably more interested in the zoo animals and seeing who could preen better.

John Travolta Says Lots Of Running, Vitamins, And Sauna Sessions Would Have Saved ANS


I try and stay away from the Scientologists. They scare me. They really, really do. So it is with great hesitation that I make fun of anything they say. However, I think John Travolta has a screw loose if he thinks that the Scientologist program Narconon would have saved ANS. It involves running people. Lots and lots of running. Imagine if you will ANS running mile after mile. After the running you head for the sauna. After five minutes ANS would have complained how hot it was and how her dog's hair was all frizzy. Now of course it may be moot because ANS allegedly died of pneumonia. Of course if she had tried lots and lots of running and taken a steam or two, that probably would have made that all better also.

Is Posh Going Bald?


Her hair keeps getting shorter and her breasts keep getting larger. I think she is trying to distract us as her hair slowly falls out. Extensions, coloring, bleaches, botox, and of course being an alien are direct causes of baldness. Everyone knows that. With that being said, I actually kind of like this new haircut. Of course it could be the glasses that make it work. Since they hide most of her face, maybe that is why I am responding positively. She was in the news a bunch yesterday with that reality show stuff so you would think that she would give herself a day or two off from publicity and wait to do the new hair reveal.

Next Thing You Know Matt Damon Will Be Doing Priceline Commericals and Starring In A Remake Of TJ Hooker

It looks like Matt Damon is this much closer to portraying Captain James T. Kirk as the Star Trek franchise gets a makeover. Joining Matt would be fellow Oscar winner Adrien Brody as Spock. I actually think that if a cast of this caliber can be assembled that the movie would be very good. Not, like I am going to be first in line good, but also not waiting to watch it on the airplane bad either. There are some other great names mentioned to join the Star Trek cast, but I really just wanted to mention Adrien Brody so I could post a photo of his girlfriend.

Heidi Klum Is Going To Have To Pull A Whitney


Heidi Klum's husband Seal who has not had a hit in what seems forever has lost a recent court appeal. He will have to pay his former manager almost $2M. Now, I love Seal, but I think maybe he does not have that kind of money just sitting around anymore. He may have to pull a Bobby and have to ask his baby's mama for some money to help pay off the amount due. It has been a long time since more than royalty checks were coming in and Heidi is probably already pregnant again. Seal should probably give her a kiss and a rose and say pretty please can I borrow $2M? If she says no, look for him on The Surreal Life.

How Many Blind Items Will Be Revealed In This Book? aka Bruce Willis Paid $15,000 for Two Hours Of Sex


Between myself and every other gossip blogger there are probably several that will be able to be revealed when this book is actually published. Jody Gibson was not as well known as Heidi Fleiss, but had just as big of a clientele. Her new tell-all book would have done really well 7 years ago. Now, many of the clients are not really so relevant or are dead. HOWEVER, Bruce Willis is trying to do some splainin' and so are a few politicians. To read all about Bruce's orgy you can click here. The only one who is not running is Steve Jones who is a DJ here in LA and used to be in the Sex Pistols. He seems to be proud that he was with some of Ms. Gibson's girls.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Today's Blind Items

This actor who is in a very serious relationship is on one of those television shows on every night of the week. This actor has been seen out and about with a lovely lady not his girlfriend. There have been no hints there is anything wrong with his relationship, but how else to explain his repeated sightings with this former 80's star. At restaurants and parties they just happen to always be there at the same time and always leave within five minutes of each other.

This steadily working, busty actress has done television and movies. She has been the star in small films and is fairly highly billed in the big productions. She has worked with a particular actor in several projects. When they first got together they had a brief romantic relationship and he introduced her to that lovely white powder. She stopped, and he kept using. Recently they got back together and she was reintroduced to drugs. This time though a pipe was involved, the drugs got a little stronger and she just can't stop. Up for a VERY big role in a very big film, but producers are hesitating because her problem is spiraling out of control.

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Date Caption Contest


"Yes, I may have a wonky eye like Paris Hilton, look like an ass and be an ass, but I am sleeping with her pal and not you."

"I make Carson Daly cry and I have never met him."

"They are real and they are spectacular."

"What makes you think I have money?"

Justin Timberlake Naked

OK, well not naked. Lots of him is naked though and lots of Christina Ricci also. This is a scene from Black Snake Moan. To me that title does not conjure up images of Justin and Christina, but whatever. This scene is NSFW in the sense that it is two people doing it. You have to really look to see any nudity. But, if your office frowns on you looking at sweaty sex then perhaps you should wait until you get home. If your office encourages you watching sweaty sex then please pass along how we can all get a job there.

Hi, I'm Sharon Stone


"I got absolutely hammered at Elton John's Oscar viewing party on Sunday night. Elton was having an auction and offered two tickets for his 60th birthday party. I had been sitting with Jon Bon Jovi and Diddy all night and I wanted them to want me for more than just my body. So, I bid $250,000 for the two tickets. Of course, the next highest bid was $500 because you can get them on E-Bay for $50. Oh well, at least I made sure I was next in line to give Diddy's kid a lap dance."

Jessica Simpson Always Wears Panties

This article is so funny, I don't care if Jessica Simpson was accurately quoted or not. I am linking to the article, but also because of its length just reprinting it here as well.

JESSICA SIMPSON will never get caught without underwear like BRITNEY SPEARS and LINDSAY LOHAN, because she always covers up her private parts. The actress/singer is astonished so many young celebrities have been snapped panty-less, and would be horrified to find pictures of her genitals splashed across magazines and the internet. Simpson says, "I don't understand what's going on with that. I'm the kind of girl who always puts my hand between my legs when I'm getting out of a car if I'm wearing a short skirt. I always wear underwear. It's a personal rule."

SATIRICAL continuation of above quote.

Option #1 -
Daddy always checks to see if he can see my panties when I get out of the car and also checks to make sure I am always wearing them.

Option #2 -
Of course my personal rule could change if my next album bombs as bad as this latest one.

Option #3 -
I have lots of personal rules. You know that personal rules are different than public rules. I don't think there are public rules that talk about wearing underwear so I had to make a personal rule even though we are talking about going out in public. You understand?

Ralph Fiennes Mile High Club Story Just Keeps Squeaking Along

I skipped the Ralph Fiennes and his mile high club adventures the first time through. This time however, they got me to write. Seems the flight attendant who had sex with Ralph in the lav of the plane and lost her job may be pregnant. In quite possibly the most ridiculous Q&A ever, flight attendant Lisa Robertson was asked if she could be pregnant since no protection was used. Her answer, "Perhaps, yeah." Way to get people to pay just a little bit more attention to the story. Next week they will ask her if she was pregnant, do you think it could be twins? "Perhaps, yeah." The next week they will ask do you think Ralph will marry you? "Perhaps, yeah." The next week they will ask if Victoria Beckham is an alien. "Definitely. No question about it."

Be Nice To The Olsen Twins--They Can Buy and Sell You

Forbes Magazine has a richest list for almost every category of person, company, profession, or group. In their latest richest list, they decided to conquer the Hollywood Earners Under 21 List. Even though Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen did not have any movies come out and rarely do anything except walk the streets of various cities drinking coffee, they managed to earn $40 million last year. Now, that is not their worth, and does not include interest on their fortune. The $40M represents only what they earned last year. In one of my very earliest posts I told you about some of my experiences doing business with them and how they are incredibly savvy about marketplaces, fashion (on others) and know how to exploit niches when they become available. Daniel Radcliffe was number 2. I do not know if he gets paid the most on the Harry Potter films or if he got a big salary for stripping down and showing everyone his frank and beans. Lindsay Lohan is number three on the list and Amanda Bynes was number 5. I am surprised that Hilary Duff is not on the list as well as some other singers under 21. When I saw that Lindsay Lohan was on the list, my next suggestion was a list to determine who retained the most money that was earned.

Posh and Becks--Reality TV on NBC

The network that brings you The Office, My Name is Earl, and Heroes, is bringing the world a reality show highlighting the move to LA of David and Victoria Beckham. When NBC talks about supersize episodes now, we will all wonder if it is referring to the breasts of Posh or the length of the shows. Part of me is desperate to watch this show and thinks it will be great. The saner part of me realizes the Beckhams probably have a great deal of control over what we will see and probably have no sense of humor about themselves at all. Therefore, each week we will be treated to Posh shopping with 20 bodyguards and Becks at practice. We will see cartoon drawings to represent the children and possibly enough humanity out of Posh to determine that she is in fact at least half human and not 100% robot or 100% artificial. Of course I will watch once, but will it be must see tv every week? The last photo is to offset all the Antonella Barba photos of the past few days.


Monday, February 26, 2007

Kindness Plug


As always it is in the writer's own words.

I was wondering if you could put up some information for me about a charity event/fundraiser in Plano, Texas. I know this is a long shot, but I am desperately trying to help this family get the word out. Their 4 month old daughter, Sadie, was diagnosed with Neuroblastoma stage IV cancer. Their family has put together a fundraiser in Plano, Texas on March 2.
It is at Jump Town, 3045 W 15th Street from 5-7pm $10 per child.
Their church has also opened a fund for donations to help with the cost of her care.
You can read her story at http://www.carepages.com/ "SadiesStory"
All the info for donations is on there also.

Jennifer Aniston Copies Julia Roberts


When it is time to settle down, there is nothing quite like the loving of a good cameraman. Seems as if Jennifer Aniston may have found a new love. Turns out the show Dirt was actually good for something since Jen met him on the set there. It also looks like Jen had to make the first move. Wonder if he has looked at the topless pics of her yet?

I See Playboy In Antonella Barba's Future

This is the last photo of this girl I am posting. I was not that interested at the outset and even less so now. She obviously loves posing for the camera and is not shy, hence the Playboy spread in her immediate future. If you want lots of new photos of her including NSFW pics and full frontal topless, than click here and IDLYITW will be happy to help you. They seem to get new photos of her every fifteen minutes, so check back often if she is your thing.

Oh, You Mean I Have To Actually Pay Child Support aka Bobby Brown Arrested Again


When you do not have Whitney's money anymore I guess you stop paying child support and go to jail. The funny thing is Bobby Brown was arrested while at his daughter's cheerleading competition. At least he is personally supportive if not financially supportive of his kids. I smell a New Edition reunion.

Today's Blind Items

This upcoming B list movie actor is known for playing tough guy roles and being the ladies man on screen. So, it was kind of odd that his "date" to this pre-Oscar party was an out and about gay actor and performer. The actor made sure his "date" was not around when the cameras were, but left early after the "date" got his feelings hurt one too many times.

Female singer. Been in rehab before and looks like she could use a repeat visit.

Which used to be A list film actress "accidentally" spilled her drink on the dress of the pretty girl flirting with her husband and making him smile and laugh?

Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz Enjoying A Joint Bikini Style

pics courtesy of Splash


Yes, the new trend in Hollywood seems to be smoking pot in public. I know it is pot, but it is still against the law. BTW, how often does Cameron fly to and from Hawaii? Click here for the entire series of pics.

Vanity Fair Party

This person knows the kind of scoop I am looking for, has helped out in the past and so she delivered. The Vanity Fair party can be very intimidating as the stars there usually have the biggest egos and are the ones who are the most pretentious, snobbish, high and mighty, hypocritical, and elitist. Thankfully my friend has none of those qualities but she does not just walk up to Guy and Madonna and say something brash like our Elton John correspondent would have. On the other hand she did not keep drunk dialing me until 4am either so you take the good with the bad.

News and Notes from Vanity Fair Party
I know this is supposed to be about gossip but the first person I saw was the artist David Hockney. I actually got his autograph. I love his work. I feel like this party is for the adults and that everyone is in the formal living room which we never use. I love dressing up, but these people are all acting while they are here celebrating acting which is surreal. Al Gore came up to me and told me how much he liked my work. I thanked him and then wiped off about twenty lipstick prints off his cheeks. If something is alive, Bill Maher will hit on it. If I was gay, I would do Portia De Rossi. My god she is beautiful. I think Robert Downey Jr. and Al Pacino are melding into the same person. I thought I was low person on the totem pole until I saw Breckin Meyer. How did he get in? Everyone wanted to see Reese Witherspoon but Ryan ruined it by coming here. I think Oprah is the Queen of the World. Everyone has to make their manners with her and you feel like curtsying when you see her. When I saw Kirsten Dunst, I did not know she was with her brother and I thought, they make a nice couple. When I found out it was her brother I just hoped it was not going to be an Angelina Jolie family type moment. You know Gwyneth and Madonna are from the US. Why do they act British? It is just annoying. Rose McGowan got a new boob job and her boyfriend reminds me of the time Dwight Yoakum and Sharon Stone hooked up. Rene Angelil and Celine Dion belong in a museum. They are so stiff and they act like they are stuffed anyway. Celine acted as if she was channeling some type of late 60's early 70's commune princess who got dressed up. Seriously, they both creep me out.
Good Lord, I think something exploded on Brittany Murphy's dress. Her boyfriend acts like a poodle. He might not last until the end of the night as her boyfriend. Isla Fisher always makes me laugh. She and Sacha are good together. I know everyone thinks of him as Borat but I just always see him in Talledega Nights. I see he and Andy Richter kissing in my head and it always makes me smile. David Spade was even worse than Bill Maher. Hayden P had a chaperon tonight so there were no 50 year old guys hitting on her. Chris Klein, I am not sure you even like girls, but your new girlfriend is a dead ringer for Katie Holmes. Hey, James Woods and all of you other guys. Do I have a sing on my head that says please hit on me, I am attracted to old, attached men who will screw anything. Hey Jessica Biel. Are you really doing Fez? Then who is the guy you are with tonight? Did you use an entire tube of lipstick at once? I jumped up and down and saw Tom Cruise. Vince Vaughn was hitting on a woman and then her husband came up, and he said," but you don't have a ring on. It was fair game man." Kelly Lynch looked amazing and Keith and Nicole looked so happy and they talked to me which was even nicer. They wanted hints about my show, but I told them I do not know what is going on either.

Elton John Party

The first thing you have to remember is that our correspondent was drinking. She started off slowly, but remember this was a very long night with lots of time for drinking and she really has never been shy about drinking. Oh, and the other thing is I tried to edit the notes so all three reports would look somewhat consistent. Remember it is from the POV of a woman.
News and notes from the Elton John party.

Hey, SMG where is Freddie? She really knows how to give that fake smile out. If you ever want to have fun, you need to invite Bai Ling. BUT, do not invite your boyfriend, and hide your toys because she will find both. I wasn't going to say anything about Simon Cowell, but he is looking heavy. He looked bloated to me. Has James Blunt ever shaved? I heard he got injured in a car accident but he looked fine. Not fine like I wanted to do him fine, but fine as he did not look hurt. I finally meet Posh Spice and she is wearing a bra. She was polite in a God Save the Queen kind of way. Hmmm. I thought that person was sober (blind item later) I know he is a rock star, but don't you think Kid Rock could have worn something other than jeans, and if you are going to smoke this and that, change your clothes often. Is Macy Gray really a man? Do you think Maria Menounos would sleep with Diddy if she thought it would move her up in the world? Patty Hearst did not look very happy when I told her that I thought her daughter looked hot in those naked photos. Hasn't Cheryl Teigs read Vinny Gallo's website? Maybe she has and that is what she wants. Shudder. Everyone kept wanting to touch Eric McCormack's porn star mustache. Best Dressed - Elton John of course. I want to get invited back next year.

Queen Latifah/Vibe Party Gossip

These are some news and notes from the party.
Kimora Simmons is close to 8 feet tall and acts like it. Was that Kim Kardashian and Dennis Rodman leaving together at the end of the night? Who was trying to avoid the other person more? Ray-J or Kim K? The number one line heard all night was directed to Ray-J. It had several variations but essentially went something like this. "Does your mama(Whitney H) know you are out alone tonight?" I wonder if Whitney knows about Ray-J and Lil-Kim at the party. Does every party host bring their trainer as their guest? What the hell was Jai Rodriguez from Queer Eye doing there? (blind item later) How much work has Tisha Campbell-Martin had done? I still do not know which one is Tia and which one is Tamara Mowry. Which one is pregnant? Didn't Tatyana Ali used to be hot? Is she 50 now?

Watching Paint Dry aka Academy Awards Telecast

I have been to the Academy Awards three times. The first time was great, and the next two made me want to kill myself. The first time I went to the Awards, it was my first year in LA and I went as a seat filler. They are all the minions who fill a vacated celebrity seat, while the celebrity does something to avoid killing themselves. Until I went to my second Academy Awards I could not understand why I kept finding flasks, pill bottles and other mind altering drugs in the seats I was filling. I also stumbled upon loaner jewelery, cash, a large, empty bottle of vodka which had been shared by an entire row, and various items of clothing which I guess were no longer needed.

So, I did not go to the Academy Awards last night and I did not watch them on television. I did however have one person inside the Elton John viewing party and another inside the Vanity Fair party who kept calling all night. One is an old friend of the blog and one is a newer friend of the blog who I thought was a stalker when I met her but is actually pretty funny and willing to do almost anything. In addition to those two people I had one person inside the Queen Latifah pre-Oscar party as well. The good thing about the gossip I am going to share is that most of it is not blind. Some will be blind, but not much.

American Idol Producer Nigel Lythgoe Lives In A Hole


Living in a hole is the only possible explanation for Nigel's reaction to the naked photos of Antonella Barba on the internet. Nigel says he has not seen them and only learned about photos on Friday when Entertainment Weekly told him. Uh huh. With all the scandals that Idol has dealt with, there is no one on his staff scouring the web for porn and criminal records of all their contestants. Uh huh. Now, I am not saying the man is being less than honest, but I will say that the judges have probably discussed the naked pictures, including the oral sex ones and commented on them. Their comments may have gone something like this.

Randy Jackson - "That's what I'm talking about dawg."

Paula Abdul - "I have never been drunk. Oh what? Oh, have I seen the naked photos? OMG, I did see them and I just think she looks so pretty going down on that guy. I think she has a real chance to move on. Her pitch was a little off, but I am so proud of her."

Simon Cowell - "It was like amateur night. If I wanted to see blowjobs like that I would go watch high school kids. If you want to learn about blowjobs, go ask________________.

Jessica Biel vs Wilmer Valderrama--A Perfect Match

Both of them will hook up with absolutely anyone so they might as well pair off together. If they do not get together, then the two of them will probably end up with each other anyway after they rampage through every man and woman in Hollywood. Of course they may have already done every man and woman in Hollywood which is why they were in NY. Be on the lookout in your city for Fezica as they compete for the title of World's Biggest Ho aka The Scott Baio Award.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Four For Friday

Oscar time means pre-Oscar parties and pre-pre parties. Well, OK, Hollywood does not need much of an excuse to party. However, at one party, this actress who married above herself never let her husband get more than 3 feet away from her. Some would say she was just affectionate, but it got to the laughable stage very quickly when she kept trying to interject herself between any woman who dared speak to her husband. The only time he was alone was when he went to the bathroom. She waited by the door after escorting him there.

This former female reality star has called in every favor owed to her for one reason. She is obsessed with this singer. For the last ten days he has made appearances at four parties and she has been right there every step of the way. She crashed one party and came as the "date" of another woman just so she could keep trying to get him to notice her. Still hasn't worked but there is another party tonight so...

Life must be getting harder for this married A-List actor. Long thought to be sober, he was spotted at a recent party chugging down a drink before spending the rest of the night with a bottle of water.

I am a diva, get me out of here. That was the attitude of this recent actress who made the briefest of brief appearances. Thinking there was going to be name talent, she found herself surrounded by C&D listers and she was just too good for that. She walked through the room once and then was gone. Next year she may well be on the other side looking in.

American Idol or Porn Star?

I have not watched American Idol this season. I know I am the only one in America who doesn't watch it, and am therefore unsure of new rules on the show. Do you automatically get to stay if there are photos of you on the internet servicing guys? I was aware that Antonella Barba had some risque pics out on the net and even some semi-nude, but no porn. Until today that is. IDLYITW has some alleged photos of Ms. Barba going down on a guy and I am sure that will win her even more votes from the public. (If you click, it is safe for work sorta. If you click on the sorta pics then it becomes NSFW) I know that I am a little ignorant, but didn't Frenchie get kicked off Idol for having some topless photos on the internet? I guess time have changed.

In other news, American Idol is opening a summer camp for kids. No word on whether Ms. Barba will be an instructor or just a role model for America's youth.

Tom Cruise Not First On The Speed Dial Anymore

This article from Slate is really long and really good and basically summarizes how Tom Cruise is not the first or second or even fifth choice for film projects anymore and how Katie severely damaged her career with her actions during promotional appearances for Batman Begins. The article briefly mentions Scientology, but it is not a focus of the article. Like I said, the article is long but it will give you something to read over the weekend. If you are really bored this afternoon you can watch the two segments from David Letterman that allegedly caused Katie's career spiral.

Thanks to Mistik for finding the article and sending it my way.



And the Winning Country of the Next Brangelina Baby Is...Vietnam


Oh that is a big shocker. Most people had a South American or Central American country at the top of their list for the country of birth. There are going to be some mighty disappointed orphans in those countries tonight. Angelina and Brad have really confounded the experts with their selection. Well, for all of you orphans from around the world who did not get picked this time, don't worry because there will be a next time and a next time with a break for a natural baby followed by a next time and next time followed by a marriage and then quickie divorce followed by a next time and next time. Brangelina will adopt all of you sooner or later.

Kimmy On Entertainment Tonight


The real story at last!! Thanks to everyone who pays such close attention to every word I write I was able to avoid the fate of the NY Post this morning. They actually printed that the Kimmy website was real. Can you imagine making a dumb ass mistake like that? They are a full-time news organization with staff and people who get paid and have no other jobs except to make sure they get it right. Thanks to all my readers for taking care of me and making sure I would never do something dumb like that.

Scarlett Johansson In India--UK Tabloid Logic Headline--Scarlett Johansson To Adopt??


Scarlett Johansson is in India doing some work for the charity Oxfam. She has been there since Monday and I have not heard a peep about it. She is just doing what needs to be done and is not giving away cars or adopting babies or having her dad come around telling her to show more skin. Thanks Scarlett. Here is the Oxfam news release for more details about what Scarlett is doing there and how you can help.

Perez Interviewed By BBC --Article Linked To By--Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?


Actually it is a pretty good interview and Perez discusses his objectivity in relation to Paris Hilton and even hints at it some more when he talks about access and how it can be a hindrance. Unlike me, the BBC reporters can write well and do not just throw out softballs. It is worth five minutes of your time reading it and I don't want Perez to be the only site linked to it all day because no one wants that throwing a party and no one showed up kind of feeling.

If You Don't Get Drunk At Your Birthday Party, Then You Must Be Pregnant and Some Other Baby News


Every week the UK newspapers hammer home the fact that Charlotte Church is a party animal and that she supports her boyfriend much like Kate Moss supports Pete Doherty. Not in an enabling drug stupor/coma kind of way, but more of a let me pay for everything because you think I am good looking kind of way. Anyway, Charlotte Church turned 21 on Wednesday and was going to have a huge party and get drunk and the pap were going to be there and then, nothing. She had a quiet party at home and allegedly didn't have anything to drink. Therefore, she must be pregnant. I like the logic. Works everytime.

In actual baby news, Amanda Peet may have recently lost a television show, but she gained a daughter. This job loss/baby gain will probably make her happy in some kind of weird way because she does not have to juggle work and Frances Pen. No, not Frances Bean, it is Frances Pen. No, it is not the name of some pen manufacturer it is short for Penny who is Amanda's mom. The baby was also welcome news for Amanda's husband who was wondering if Amanda could do any project that did not involve Matthew Perry.

Harry Potter Naked - Again With The Horse


I am starting to worry about Daniel Radcliffe and his obsession with that horse. If you want to see what Daniel is packing, then click away, but I will warn you that it is NSFW unless of course your work goes for that kind of thing. That would be kind of fun to work at a place and everyone invites each other over to their respective computer and checks out each other's porn. Of course there would always be that one guy who did not want to share or had pictures he took of his mom sleeping which would freak everyone out.

My Sister Is In Rehab And All You Got Me Was This Joint

Ahh, the joys of family. Mischa Barton, who wrecked Nicole Richie's car and saw her sister enter rehab all in the span of a couple of days wants to be a good example for her sister. The best way of course would be to show her that she is not drinking or doing drugs. If that fails, perhaps she could have a drink or two. Of course you could go the route Mischa is going and maybe the two can share a room in rehab. Mischa wins the 1st annual sister of the year award here at CrazyDaysAndNights. It will no doubt be one of the few awards she ever earns and we are happy to present it to her. Her new boyfriend looks thrilled to be apart of the awards ceremony and is so stoned will not notice that she forgot to thank him for being her guiding light and rock and for not exposing himself to the world like her last boyfriend.




Thanks to flynet for the photos

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