It is good to be back to normal today
. It seems like I have spent the past few days rushing around and it is nice to just sit back and see what is going on in the world of gossip. I also think that the days immediately after an award show generally bring out some new couples who hooked up on award show night and who might otherwise never have met or had the chance to get together. When you put a bunch of drunk, fairly attractive people in a hotel for 12 hours you never know what will happen. Over the next few days though we will get an idea of some of the things that happened.
So, with that lead in you would think that I am going to talk about some new celebrity couple or how Justin and Cameron avoided each other at the Globes. Nope, there is only one thing on my mind and it is the All-Star Amazing Race because Cha-Cha-Cha is coming back. Those Prada loving gays who always put shopping before the race itself are coming back in addition to 10 other teams from various seasons. The only other returning team that I like are Kevin and Drew the two bald headed guys from the first season. When this race was first announced I had a bunch of teams I wanted to see but I guess Mr. Bruckheimer did not see it the same way I did.
Most of the time when someone says there is a sex tape. It is all a bunch of crap. However, when Lindsay Lohan and her new convicted, underage sex peddling boyfriend Joe Francis get done shacking up, I would expect nothing less than several sex tapes featuring Lindsay Lohan with her new, convicted, underage sex peddling boyfriend, or one of the fifty thousand other t-shirt lifting girls he can convince to come back to his place which will be released over the next several years. Each tape will either be sold separately or with a t-shirt captioned “Can you believe Lindsay went out with me knowing what I do for a living?”
MSNBC is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant again. They are wrong. Hopefully that means they are wrong about Man-hands cooking a homemade Mexican meal for Stavros. Can you actually see Paris Hilton in a kitchen cooking something that is designed for eating? What she did was hire a cook and had the cook make it at Paris' home. ergo, homemade cooking. Either way I do not want to eat anything made at her house. Seriously.
Mark Philippoussis is an Australian tennis player(aka The Scud). He is about to pull of the American Pie double. What exactly is that you ask? Well he has hooked up with Tara Reid in the past and now is all over Shannon Elizabeth. Now, with Tara and Shannon both in Australia at the same time, the true feat would be the American Pie sandwich.
You know you have had one too many to drink, when Pete Doherty looks more sober than you. Kate Moss is setting an excellent example for her boyfriend and her kid. Happy Birthday Kate!!
Jennifer Garner rants about Britney and Paris not wearing any panties. Well, if she is looking for some, it looked like she was making Ben wear them the other night.
Bai Ling does not care who she has sex with or what gender they are. That is a real shocker. Just look at some of the people she has gone out with lately. Now she gets the chance to bring her unique set of skills to the set of Lost. Judging by what I saw the other night, they could use a little pick me up.
It has been awhile since I last linked to celebrity.org.au but unlike myself, they can actually write well. In addition to some scathing fashion police type writing about the Golden Globes, they also have the Paris Hilton celebrity quiz which is too cool.
Michael Jackson wants to sell his ranch to the aliens.